The Amazing Tangent Thread (aka You Can't Derail A Thread With No Rails To Begin With)

[Darth Pope]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

If asphalt tasted like peanut butter, would you eat it?

NO! I don't like peanut butter. Peanuts should always be enjoyed in nut form!

How about cheese cake then?

 

[Tharwen]

snip

I also used to think like that, but they can do some heavy damage from the flank or rear, or against lightly armored foes.

But if you can get a squad to that position, why are velites better than charging with a unit of something more stab-based?

Well it could be in an urban enviroment where you'll only hit your own troops if you use archers but still want to do damage to your enemy.
Or, it could be before you have access to archers and need some decint range with plenty of ammo.
Phalanxs are bad at manuvering and the greeks have crap cavalry so they can do pretty heavy damage.
They could be at numbers where infantry alone can't take them all on, so pepper them up!
Just try it=)

OK fine. You have earned enough of my respect through your Total War ramblings that I shall try this tactic of yours. When I get my computer back...

Oh and one more thing!
(cookie for the referance)
They are good meatshields=D
Why where is it?
Did it run away=o

That reference is lost on me, I'm afraid.

 

[mechanixis]

Don't underestimate the power of derailing. If I had the interest, I could probably derail a thread like this.

Nice to know that I wasn't the only one thinking about that, i'm pretty sure it's possible.

It's not only possible, I've done it before.

I find it amusing that this exchange is the most on-the-rails part of the entire thread.

 

[Danik93]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

If asphalt tasted like peanut butter, would you eat it?

NO! I don't like peanut butter. Peanuts should always be enjoyed in nut form!

How about cheese cake then?

Hmmm... it's ok as long it's not citrus!

 

[the idiot computer]

I bought a carrot.

 

[The Heik]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

snip

Oh it's open to everyone

Just, no one cares is all.

 

[Danik93]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

BOOBS!

 

[The Heik]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

 

[Danik93]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

 

[Ponch]

NO! I don't like peanut butter. Peanuts should always be enjoyed in nut form!

Peanuts aren't nuts. They're legumes.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

You're not honest.

Why that's a horrible thing to say!

 

[Sensenmann]

You're not honest.

Why that's a horrible thing to say!

You know what's a horrible thing to say?

"dzkzjzwzszazgzdzkzcznzjzozszdzaz"

Everything is harder to say with lots of Zs. That's why it's so hard to revise some Russian history. It took me a reasonable bit to remember how to spell Felix Dzerzinsky, the founder of the cheka (if that's even right at the moment).

 

[The Heik]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

What are rudimentary farm tools and pieces of flaming wood going to do against a monster that eats rock and tar for breakfast?

*thoughtful munch*

 

[FactualSquirrel]

You're not honest.

Why that's a horrible thing to say!

You know what's a horrible thing to say?

"dzkzjzwzszazgzdzkzcznzjzozszdzaz"

Everything is harder to say with lots of Zs. That's why it's so hard to revise some Russian history. It took me a reasonable bit to remember how to spell Felix Dzerzinsky, the founder of the cheka (if that's even right at the moment).

I think the lack of vowels has more to do with it, with vowels that would be made so much simpler.

 

[Marmalade]

I just realized something, wouldn't chocolate pants be awsome?

 

[Darth Pope]

I like Trains....

My friend is terrified of them, when we go anywhere on the train he stands with his back against the wall of the platform trying not to look like he's scared.

bah no one understood my asdfmovie reference
the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
and the second one (With my train reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0

I got it but i didnt want to sound like a nerd.

DIE POTATO

NOT TODAY!!

:O

I cant think of a better way to derail a thread than asdf quotes. I am however quite partial to smoking cuban cigars backwards.

Anyways, Ive got your nose

You just begging me to continue with more quotes don't you!!

very well...

WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! *bang* *bang*

May as well. watch the quotes boxes get bigger and bigger.



I dont know if youve seen the bloopers from asdf but

SOMEONE PARKED A CAR ON MY SANDWICH !?!?!!

ofc i have

I did!!

Wait...who left a perfectly good sandwich on the ground?

Yess... a perfectly good sandwich. Take it!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch*

EEEW!! you know that a car just parked on that sandwich? enjoy your asphalt!

Thank you, I shall!

*munch again*

... i don't think asphalt is good for you. If you're not an asphalt monster?!
KILL IT!!!!!!!!!

WAAGHH! you learned my secret! Runaway!!!!!!!

*runs, but takes another munch first*

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

Who says he's a hostile asphalt monster?

 

[jboking]

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

You know what I want to kill right now...

[HEADING=1]That pokemon deserves to die[/HEADING] It's a bastard. It's the biggest son of a ***** I have ever encountered in pokemon. There are LEGENDARIES that are easier to catch than this...thing. All I wanted was something to trade my friend on Soul Silver for so I could get his Skarmory. He set me the hell up. He knew this would kill me slowly on the inside. He planned it. Now this creature is going to slowly suck the life from me until I'm nothing but a husk of my former self. I need to write a letter to gamefreak. Dear Gamefreak, I hate you and everyone who has ever worked for you.

I caught it finally, but I almost don't want it in my party. Every time I see it I know it's laughing at me, tell me of all the time I wasted on catching it when I had a perfectly good team and didn't need the skarmory I'll get in a week(won't trade for another week).

...

Is there a way to kill a pokemon?

 

[Darth Pope]

*rounds up an angry mob with pitchforks and torches*
KIIIIIIILLLL IT!!!!

You know what I want to kill right now...

[HEADING=1]That pokemon deserves to die[/HEADING] It's a bastard. It's the biggest son of a ***** I have ever encountered in pokemon. There are LEGENDARIES that are easier to catch than this...thing. All I wanted was something to trade my friend on Soul Silver for so I could get his Skarmory. He set me the hell up. He knew this would kill me slowly on the inside. He planned it. Now this creature is going to slowly suck the life from me until I'm nothing but a husk of my former self. I need to write a letter to gamefreak. Dear Gamefreak, I hate you and everyone who has ever worked for you.

I caught it finally, but I almost don't want it in my party. Every time I see it I know it's laughing at me, tell me of all the time I wasted on catching it when I had a perfectly good team and didn't need the skarmory I'll get in a week(won't trade for another week).

...

Is there a way to kill a pokemon?

DUDE. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT EVOLVES INTO!?

It turns into the biggest freaking powerhouse in the whole damn series.