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Acaroid

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
º Due to our ancestry we are all criminals
wait wait wait, unless your from Adelaide then your not. It wasn't settle as a prison colony, that is why those convict speaking east-coasters are always jealous of the place and try and say stupid and nasty things about it LOL
Actually coincidentally enough I am from Adelaide, but of course even though it is clearly stated in my "location" on my XBL profile American's can't read to much into that, because of course most of them can't read. Oh wait there I go again...
LOL so true, if people ask "where is Adelaide" should reply "where the pandas are deeeeer"

god I hate those damn panadas...
 

Arkhangelsk

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Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.
 

Brian Hendershot

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Ya know, everyone keeps talking about Americans making stereotypes but I mean it goes both ways. I'm from the South--specifically and sadly Oklahoma--and everyone assumes I live in a TeePee, have low iq, and marry my cousin. But then again about 50 percent of people that make those assumptions are Americans.


I try not to be make stereotypes to anyone I meet on XBoxLive but sometimes...example...I once joined a match of Modern Warfare 2. There were two teams going on Team America and Team Brit and both sides were equally rude. Thinking to do lighten the mood I said I was Team Asia...that did not go down well at all let me tell you...Guess I am saying is don't lump all the stereotype making biz on Americans, it goes both ways.

EDIT: I m a first Generation American--Im Korean- so I mean we all know the stereotypes thats gonna get me. Namely, that I am Chinese and have tiny penis, I also eat dog. Can't drive, Um and I can do karate.
 

Brian Hendershot

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Arkhangelsk said:
Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.
Please be massive tits.
 

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I have convinced people I ride a polar bear to school (they have a separate parking lot from the dog sleds so they don't eat them), my mother is a lumberjack (my great-grandfather was one, actually), and I couldn't hear them due to the sounds of a blizzard outside. Fotunately, my Canucks sweater kept me warm in my igloo.

It's fun messing with people (eh).
 

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DanielPowell33 said:
Well, I live in Texas.....so many to pick from.

First of all, your probably thinking, "How is he on the internet, horses don't get Wi-Fi!?!?"

The answer to that question is, I have a specially made cowboy hat that does receive a Wi-Fi signal.


But really, I have neither a horse nor a cowboy hat.
Then I refuse to believe you are from texas!

I'm British and yes at this moment I have a cup of tea and I am listening to the national anthem and when this is posted, I will salute my portraite of the Queen. Tally Ho chaps!
 

Arkhangelsk

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Brian Hendershot said:
Arkhangelsk said:
Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.
Please be massive tits.
Maybe your wish, but not mine.
 

DoW Lowen

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I for one see Australia as our sister nation, also struggling under a government that manages to be both incredibly incompetent and all controlling.
Actually our government is quite competent I must say, the things you see with the firewall and Atkinson are simply isolated examples. Besides the issue with elitism and classist attitudes in our prime minister - the Australian government isn't too bad. It could definitely be much, much worse.
 

Xojins

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1. Americans are the only ones who make stereotypes about other countries.
2. Americans are fat.
3. We think we're better than everyone else.

elementsoul said:
A 16 year old in the southern part of the USA now believes that I live in an igloo, I have a pet beaver and moose, my best friend owns a polar bear, and that I swam two kilometers under frozen water to run an internet cable in order to play xbox live.

I live in Canada and I run into to many idiots.
Well, the kid's from the southern US, what do you expect?

[sub]Do I have to proclaim my sarcasm for that last part or do we all get it?[/sub]
 

open trap

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I know about the ancestry thing, i am much less of a dick and an ignorant bastard than my peers.
 

Brian Hendershot

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Arkhangelsk said:
Brian Hendershot said:
Arkhangelsk said:
Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.
Please be massive tits.
Maybe your wish, but not mine.
Not really. I was kinda being sarcastic on that end. But ironically, had a foreign exchange student a few years back who was swedish, had tits so big I bet she has back problems, loved the snow and had the whole retarded thing going on. Oh how I do love walking stereotypes.
 

LordMoose

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Who would want to live in a country where every woman is way out of their league? Saddle up your polar bears boys!

And yes of course people like to believe americans are idiots, news broadcasters edit, snip, and shave away at clips of us americans to make us all appear like utter morons. that's what gets them ratings, "ha ha, lets all watch the stupid americans!" because of this I find british players insufferable for this, and I refuse to play with most of them.

I feel sorry for australian gamers because they must deal with an overruling government that limits the games they can access, I also know they do have wide spawling cities and wonder why everyone being descended from convicts appears to be such an issue? Say I was related to Jack The Ripper, I havent gone out mercilessly slaughtering hookers have I?
 

Brian Hendershot

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Xojins said:
1. Americans are the only ones who make stereotypes about other countries.
2. Americans are fat.
3. We think we're better than everyone else.

elementsoul said:
A 16 year old in the southern part of the USA now believes that I live in an igloo, I have a pet beaver and moose, my best friend owns a polar bear, and that I swam two kilometers under frozen water to run an internet cable in order to play xbox live.

I live in Canada and I run into to many idiots.
Well, the kid's from the southern US, what do you expect?

[sub]Do I have to proclaim my sarcasm for that last part or do we all get it?[/sub]
I wish I lived somewere else...
 

Arkhangelsk

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Brian Hendershot said:
Arkhangelsk said:
Brian Hendershot said:
Arkhangelsk said:
Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.
Please be massive tits.
Maybe your wish, but not mine.
Not really. I was kinda being sarcastic on that end. But ironically, had a foreign exchange student a few years back who was swedish, had tits so big I bet she has back problems, loved the snow and had the whole retarded thing going on. Oh how I do love walking stereotypes.
Did she sound like this?
Cause Swedes don't sound like that, and we're not named Fjurg.
 

Dr.Sean

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
º We are not Australian, but in-fact British
º Due to our ancestry we are all criminals
º Our lunch is comprised of kangaroo meat and BBQ'd shrimp
º They saved us in WW2 with a "fashionably late entrance"
º Our primary mode of transport is the kangaroo
º 1 in every 2 Australian's have lost a baby to a Dingo.

[Gathered from over 3 years experience on Xbox Live]
*Disclaimer: This is meant as a joke I know most (hopefully most) Americans are smarter than this, but then again, on XBL most aren't.

Of course most of these are just common stereotypes we're all used to by now, but it never gets easier being called british every day. Care to share the common misconceptions (maybe less known stereotypes about you're country, town, or whatever).
You forgot the "YOU HAVE BAD TEETH"
 

FallenJellyDoughnut

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Welcome to Xbox Live, I'm afraid. Hell, welcome to the Internet as a whole!

Just ignore it man, I mean, if those stereotypes aren't correct, and they think they are, then they're wrong. Enjoy your moral victory.

I'm Irish, so apparently I'm a drunk, inbred fool. This despite the fact I don't drink, and I ace all my exams. Still, I just shrug it off.
Is it wrong that I thought of Tasmania when I saw the words drunk, inbred and fool?
[sub]God I hate that place so much[/sub]
 

soapyshooter

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
Americans are smarter than this, but then again, on XBL most aren't.
XBL sums up the intelligence of America nicely. Its the 10% that aren't as retarded keep this country moving.
 

KaiRai

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Well, since I'm from Birmingham, UK, everyone assumes I say "YAM ROOOOYT LOOOYKE, FROM BIRRRRMINGUM I AM! TARAAA BIT MAYTE!" when in fact, only 1 particular area in the whole of Birmingham speaks like that. Drives me up the fucking wall.

Oh that, and my Xbox live Gamertag doesn't actually contain my name (I know, weird right?... -_-) and I was on Nazi Zombies with 3 Americans guys that were convinced my name was Sam because they had not heard the name Liam before. I had to spell it out for them, and one of them actually said "....Dude, is that even real?".

Priceless.