The American Gamer's Knowledge of Australia

[Jim From Accounting]

ok im Australian
1)my parents are from Scotland
2)there in no fucking was i would try to ride a Kangaroo the thing would beat the shut out of me
3)kangaroo (steak) is best cooked for 5-10 min on low/med (both sides)
4)iv never been to a BBQ and had shrimp
5) AHH FUCK IT GOT ME BABY again

(also we hunt and kill kangaroo and i believe we are the only country that kill and eat out icon)

 

[Wardnath]

Ehh, you should see us Aussies on the OT (World of Warcraft Off-Topic).

We're the most awesome people EVAR on that forum.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

No Australian has ever eaten shrimp from a barbeque or drank Fosters (Fosters is Australian for Piss) simply out of spite.

 

[omega 616]

Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.

Polar bears, you know that would be awesome.

The English ones have already been mentioned, I still want to know which one is the British accent though.

It definitely isn't scouse or manc, maybe it's the queens own accent.

 

[GreatVladmir]

Polar bears, you know that would be awesome.

The English ones have already been mentioned, I still want to know which one is the British accent though.

It definitely isn't scouse or manc, maybe it's the queens own accent.

Why my good fellow, that entirly depends of what part of the country your from, if your from london, you speak like Dick-van Dyke in Marry Poppins, from the north, they all speak like famers, the midlands, we all speak like brummies and all posh people speak like they are from the 18th-early 20th century Britian.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Is it wrong that I thought of Tasmania when I saw the words drunk, inbred and fool?
[sub]God I hate that place so much[/sub]

No there is nothing wrong with that, in fact it's unaustralian not to. As the old joke goes. What do a Tasmanian and a Sandwich have in common? They're both in bread.

 

[Denamic]

I don't have time for this.
I'm off to mount my polar bear to hunt moose for dinner.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.

Please be massive tits.

Maybe your wish, but not mine.

Not really. I was kinda being sarcastic on that end. But ironically, had a foreign exchange student a few years back who was swedish, had tits so big I bet she has back problems, loved the snow and had the whole retarded thing going on. Oh how I do love walking stereotypes.

Did she sound like this?

Spoiler

Cause Swedes don't sound like that, and we're not named Fjurg.

Haha very much so. I mean people really thought she was a little slow in the head.

 

[SilentVirus]

A lot of People over Xbox Live tend to pull information out of their ass and then have the nerve to correct you on where you live and your lifestyle, And it's not just Americans .Being an American Gamer I am proud to break the line of stupidity a lot of gamers carry with them.

 

[the idiot computer]

English stereotypes drive me up the wall so many times i have a quarry next door now.

 

[oppp7]

1. Not entirely British, as there are tons of other immigrants and Aborigines.
2. Funny thing about penal colonies is that they tend to have few women in them. Austrailia couldn't become much of a real colony and country until the British started truely colonizing it(and adding rabbits so people would have a food source).
3. I know for a fact that Austrailians actually eat crocodile sandwiches and boomerangs.
Whatever everyone else eats. They're just another country.
4. War games(FPS') have jaded me to everything that was ever related to WW2, so I'm not sure about this one. I'm going to go ahead and say it's false due to me guessing Austailia was attacked at least the same time we were.
5. Actually it's cars and public transportation.
6. That was an isolated occurance.

 

[Tanzka]

Well apparently we have polar bears and penguins in Finland.
..I wish.

 

[lee1287]

"i call it having the best beaches tax" Is all i think of australia, according to Yahtzee.

 

[omega 616]

Polar bears, you know that would be awesome.

The English ones have already been mentioned, I still want to know which one is the British accent though.

It definitely isn't scouse or manc, maybe it's the queens own accent.

Why my good fellow, that entirly depends of what part of the country your from, if your from london, you speak like Dick-van Dyke in Marry Poppins, from the north, they all speak like famers, the midlands, we all speak like brummies and all posh people speak like they are from the 18th-early 20th century Britian.

On a thread about stereotypes you say that, nice work.

You have never heard a farmer speak, have you?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

EDIT: I m a first Generation American--Im Korean- so I mean we all know the stereotypes thats gonna get me. Namely, that I am Chinese and have tiny penis, I also eat dog. Can't drive, Um and I can do karate.

and you can kick everyone's ass at starcraft and counter strike.

OT: I am dumb, saved everyone in WWII, ride around in a jeep with my fifteen dogs and a few shotguns, have to eat a cheeseburger every five minutes ot I die, and am fatter than sailor Bubba.
yeah, I hate stereotypes about my country.

 

[Helmet]

The extent of my knowledge about Australia comes mainly from this forum, and in it I have learned that everything in Australia is trying to kill you.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

EDIT: I m a first Generation American--Im Korean- so I mean we all know the stereotypes thats gonna get me. Namely, that I am Chinese and have tiny penis, I also eat dog. Can't drive, Um and I can do karate.

and you can kick everyone's ass at starcraft and counter strike.

OT: I am dumb, saved everyone in WWII, ride around in a jeep with my fifteen dogs and a few shotguns, have to eat a cheeseburger every five minutes ot I die, and am fatter than sailor Bubba.
yeah, I hate stereotypes about my country.

I have never played Starcraft in my life. Oh what a horrible Asian am I.

 

[GreatVladmir]

omega 616 ,as a fellow brit, you should realise, non of that was meant in anyway, shape or form to be taken seriously, but I guess some people don't things funny unless they have a freakin' cake in them.

I know that just because someone is a farmer, they don't all speak in that streotypical accent, it entirely depends on what county they are from and what kind of people they grew up with.

 

[Deathsong17]

Sweden: All women are blondes with big melons as tits, we ride polar bears, we have snow the whole year around, and we talk like we're retarded. One of these I wish were true, guess which one.

Polar bears!

OT: My country, Wales' untrue stereotypes:

A) Obsessed with Rugby. In fact, a most people traet with mild disintrest, or even downright hate the sport.

B) Anyone who's been to a Welsh sports match will know that not all Welshmen can sing .

C) People who live in North Wales don't speak English in a shop, only to switch to Welsh once an Englishman walks in. They speak Welsh as their first language, so they were speaking it before you entered the shop. Yes, we speak our own language, get over it!

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

The extent of my knowledge about Australia comes mainly from this forum, and in it I have learned that everything in Australia is trying to kill you.

Especially the South Australians.