The Army. (A serious thread here now)

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jj90

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go for it mate. if my college results dont work out and the police are not recruiting by september ill be signing myself up.
 

Cxizent

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Honestly? When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.
I'd love to be in the army, but I could never join; I can't support the killing of another human being.
You seem to have read up on the risks, and if that seems acceptable to you, go nuts man. Go for it.
 

letsnoobtehpwns

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Everyone who says your going to die is a pansy. Don't listen to them, it's good to fight for what you believe in.
 

Hazy

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mentor07825 said:
ShredHead said:
mentor07825 said:
Do whatever you want. If this is what you want, go for it.

I would join the army, but I have a serious allergy with bullets. If a bullet hits me, I die.

You sir, are god.
:D

I am, after all, a C'tan!

[http://photobucket.com/images/void%20dragon]
Woah.. That is Epic..
 

Nargleblarg

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UK army I think all there deaths right now come from natural causes but I live in america I'll never join because they practically prepare you to die in the army here with the small small training, crap armor on vehicles, no control among troops, and they throw you in a country to police a area with killers wanting you dead, etc.
 

Hazy

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mentor07825 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
mentor07825 said:
ShredHead said:
mentor07825 said:
Do whatever you want. If this is what you want, go for it.

I would join the army, but I have a serious allergy with bullets. If a bullet hits me, I die.

You sir, are god.
:D

I am, after all, a C'tan!

[http://photobucket.com/images/void%20dragon]
Woah.. That is Epic..
That is one of the four remaining C'tans. He is the Void Dragon. The Dragon is a master of technology, and when he awakes all of our technology will turn against us and it will do his bidding, since the Imperium's technology stems from him.

Right now the Void Dragon is asleep, on Mars. When he awakens though it will be the death toll of the Imperium.

He is the most powerful C'tan of them all.

The three remaining C'tans are:

Nightbringer (we would know him as the grim reaper)
The Deceiver (a trickster)
The Outsider (an insane god that has eaten too many C'tan)
You know, if that wasn't as epic, I would call you insane. But it surpasses all amounts of Awesome I have ever seen, so as far as I'm concerned, you are my new Messiah.
 

itstimeforpie

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I am also considering joining the army, and I have also recieved a similar response. I really think that it is quite negative.
 

manic_depressive13

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Well, you probably won't die, and "do what you want to do" is all very good advice.

However, keep in mind that the escapist doesn't know you and probably won't even notice if you stop posting, whereas the people crying 'nooo, you'll dieeee!' are probably your friends and family. So, while there is a good chance you won't die, they are the ones who will actually notice if you do.
 

Captainguy42

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All I can say, and this may seem a little dark but: Don't go into the military thinking you'll die, at the same time don't go into the military thinking there is no way you will die.
 

fulano

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First be sure that it is what you really want to do because that's obviously no cake walk, and if so,
much respect and good luck.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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Do what you want, it's your life. Everyone dies at some point, at least if you do die, it'll be from combat, instead of choking on a particularly fatty piece of steak...
 

IxionIndustries

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mentor07825 said:
ThePoodonkis said:
mentor07825 said:
Do whatever you want. If this is what you want, go for it.

I would join the army, but I have a serious allergy with bullets. If a bullet hits me, I die.
How does one know this without contact?
Don't look at me, that's what the doctor said to my mother after they did blood tests on me when I was born.
I didn't think the C'tan had blood. Or that they were even born!
LIAR!
 

ElephantGuts

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Freakout456 said:
UK army I think all there deaths right now come from natural causes but I live in america I'll never join because they practically prepare you to die in the army here with the small small training, crap armor on vehicles, no control among troops, and they throw you in a country to police a area with killers wanting you dead, etc.
Umm...what?