The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ow! *Shakes hand as letter catches flame*

Yes subject Granny! *Beams and goes to fetch beating stick*
Did you bring me a present?
Also I got an interview for a job! *hug*

 

[Baby Eater]

*hugs subject BT* Hello dear! I made you a sweater from the tentacles of the Kraken! *gives sweater*

You got a job,Vaude? Well Granny will have to get an extra special gift then!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Don't worry Subject Vaude, catching flame is normal. Just roll with it!

Subject Granny Toast! *respectful hug*

Subject Fury, you would be ended before you could move.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

K-Kraken tentacles. Shit... I'm screwed if she has somethin that pierces, if not, i'm good.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yay! Thank you Granny Toast!

Subjects, can someone tell me who the flying fuck Granny Toast is?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Granny Toast, really?! *Eyes brighten and beams*

Got it subject M2!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vaude, he's coming.


*A young-looking boy with blue hair and who looks remarkably like an attractive girl appears* Hello? Did someone summon me?

 

[Baby Eater]

I'll be right back dearies!

*walks out then immediately comes out the other side covered in blood*

Subject Vaude I got you this *shows tiara made out of Medusa's snake hair*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Crap...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Im just going to be left hanging aren't I subjects?
Fuck it im going to get busy on some important work in my cell.
You mean paying the Taxes while subject Max is gone?
Exactly subject BT. Now go fuck your self fuck face.

 

[Baby Eater]

So who's this"subject Fury" I've heard about,subjects?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, Subject Granny Toast is the ultimate fighter.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ummmmmm... I'm over here Granny Toast.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You mean an old hag like her is the ultimate fighter subject M2?
Really?
Well now ive seen everything.
*reads bills*
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THAT IS A HUGE NUMBER!
*puts on sweater*
Subject Granny Toast, it's warm and snugly and soft!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

How do you do, subject Xantos? *Offers hand to shake*

Subject Granny!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject E, saying things like that would not be wise...


Subject Vaude, I see it's you. *hand shake* I am Xanatos, master of Death. I hear you're interested in being a Reaper?

 

[Baby Eater]

Ahh yes I've heard so much about you,deary Fury...."

*flicks him on the forehead,sending him through 3 walls*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ow, damn, that would have killed me if I weren't rubber. I won't hit you, it's against my morals. Bring it subject Granny.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Blah blah blah subject M2, that isn't important right now.
Subjects, I would like to know who the hell ran up our:
Electric Bill
Cell phone bill, which I thought we destroyed all cell phones days ago.
Water bill
and Keanu Reaves funeral payment?
Cause right now we owe...lets see square that to 5 with a circumference of 2...37.5 trillion dollars.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Granny Toast, Subject E called you a hag.