*reads file* Hmmm...An impressive resume, to be sure. It compares favorably to Subject Eater's, or Subject Mudkip's. Number 18 of 12,443. 10 year old, killed during bank shootout. Well, I'm sure you're more than qualified. Welcome to the team! *extends hand*
*notices Subject Granny Toast* Ah! My old friend, how are you?