The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

You're welcome subject Waffles!

Do you see the mushroom people?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah!
Should I ride the flaming unicorn Subject Toast!?

 

[Baby Eater]

Only if it speaks with Mike Myers' voice but in a russian accent subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah comrade!
It does Subject Toast!
*Rides on unicorn to Watermelon Valley*

 

[Baby Eater]

Watch out for the Hydragon subject Waffles! He breathes cold fire!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Don't worry Subject Toast! I got him!
*Throws monkeys of justice at Hydrodragon*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Waffles you have proven worthy! Enter the pineapple temple!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ok Subject T-
OH MY GOD! IT'S THE LOOFAH OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!

 

[TheStickman]

*Walks in wearing Green Tunic and holding the Master Sword* Can I help, Subject Waffles?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh my God! It's the Pickle Knight!

 

[TheStickman]

No, it I recently found that am the Hero of Time's ancestor, so I went on a journey to retrieve his legendary sword and I was wearing this tunic after I pulled it out of the Pedestal of Time. Don't worry, Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Whatever you say Mr. Pickle Knight!

 

[Baby Eater]

*appears to Waffles glowing blue* Use the coconut subject Waffles...

 

[TheStickman]

*Chops Loofah in half with one, swift swipe*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Y-Yes Subject Toast!
*Random swings around a sword*
I...AM...THE...LEMON!

 

[Baby Eater]

You fool subject Kcits! If you cut off it's head 10 more replace it!

 

[TheStickman]

Oh, okay, Subject Toast. *Throws bomb at Loofah*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

DIE LOOFAH!
[HEADING=1]SUPREME RULER BURNING HEAT THUNDERING DRAGON ROAR ERUPTING DEMON TEMPEST WAFFLE BLADE!!![/HEADING]

*Destroys the Loofah*

 

[TheStickman]

g

 

[WafflesandBacon]

G Subject Stick?