The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

*Pulls out dagger for sacrificing things with* Alright, Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I know Subject Toast!
Justin Beiber First Subject Kcits!

*Eyes glow red*
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKCCCCCCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPS!
*Steals Pokchops*
*Eyes return blue*
*Eats Porkchops*

 

[TheStickman]

*Puts tied up Justin Bieber on pedestal and stabs him through the heart with sacrificial dagger* Your turn, Subject Waffles.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
God dammit....

Yay! Subject Gir likes them!

Oh well... im going to go and stab Justin Bieber along with Subject Kcits an Waffles and Toast...

 

[Baby Eater]

Can I stab the Jonas Brothers,subject Waffles?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Ties up Jonas Bros. to the pedestal*
*Stabs two in the heart*
Go ahead Subject Toast!

 

[TheStickman]

*Does sacrificial dance and sings sacrificial chant* Hoo-ah hey-ah, hoo-ah hey-ah...

 

[Baby Eater]

*stabs final Jonas repeatedly until all that's left is pink mush*

Time for the chant subject Waffles!
Heeeey macarena!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Your all fucking nuts, you know that subjects?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

MAMASA MAMASAI MAMAKOOSA!
MAMASA MAMASAI MAMAKOOSA!
MAMASA MAMASAI MAMAKOOSA!
MAMASA MAMASAI MAMAKOOSA!
MAMASA MAMASAI MAMAKOOSA!
MAMASA MAMASAI MAMAKOOSA!
.......

What do you mean Subject E?

 

[TheStickman]

Are you just realizing this, Subject E. We can sing you the song we sang Subject Rebecca. *Resumes sacrificial dance and song*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

If you ever sing that song again, your all dead.

Yeah, what she said. I already knew you were all crazy subjects.

...
Nevermind subject Waffles, I just want to stab something.

 

[TheStickman]

Maybe this shall help us summon him, Subjects Toast and Waffles.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ill be right back subjects.

 

[TheStickman]

All we sang was They're coming to take me away and Am I Going Insane, Subject Rebecca.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I think the Pineapple God is coming Subjects!
*Clouds start to split*

 

[Baby Eater]

*doing the sacrifical robot*

Subject E Waffles is the chosen one who must duel the pineapple god in a game of Monopoly to claim owner of the Graglox kingdom.

 

[DJude]

*walks in*
Merh, hello subjects...

 

[TheStickman]

*Doing the sacrificial Jumpstyle*

If the Pineapple God tries to cheat at Monopoly, I'll be right there with the Master Sword ready, Subject Waffles.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey...subjects.

Uhh...what's going on? And hey, subject Venn.