The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

*Is still doing sacrificial Jumpstyle*

We're just summoning the Pineapple God, Subject Sas, and hello.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thanks Subject Kcits.

*Pineapple God appears in front of Waffles*
Who dares come into my temple!
I, Waffles the Awesome, Toast the Crunchy, and The Pickle Knight.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Venn read the last page to catch up on the story.

Subject Waffles I am Toast!Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance, Mistress of Magma, and mayor of a little village up the coast

 

[TheStickman]

Please just call me Subject Link, Subject Waffles, as it shall be my new name.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Then let us play Monopoly then!
*Giant board falls from the sky*
Let us go then Pineapple God!
*Puts on Afro wig*

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, coolio, subject Kcits. And hi.

 

[Baby Eater]

I call being the top hat subjects!

*wearing a duck suit with Elvis hair*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Alright, I am backzors!
...
What'd I miss subjects?

Oh we are dressing up!
*puts a platypus on head, then wears a poke-o-dotted toga and 3-D glasses*
WOOHOO!

 

[TheStickman]

O Pineapple God, it is me, Link, ancestor of the great Hero of Time, wielder of the Master Sword, Manager of the Seventh Ring of Hell, Mayor of Kokomo, Illinois, and Novelty Desk Lamp Salesman. I should warn you that if you cheat, I shall kill you with the Sword of Evil's Bane.

 

[TheStickman]

I shall be the Battleship Subjects! *Battleship pops up out of nowhere*

*Climbs into Battleship*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Understood Link. You have the first move Waffles.
*Stares at the board*
......
-2 hours later-
..............
*Flips board over*
KING ME *****!
*Pineapple God disappears*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Nice one Subject Waffles! You made him rage quit!
*High 5*

 

[TheStickman]

That was quick. *Grabs crown from where the Pineapple God was sitting*

*Crowns Subject Waffles*

I now declare you the new king of the Graglox Kingdom! *Crown glows*

 

[Baby Eater]

I got a Royal Flush subject Waffles. Do I win?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Hello Subjects.

 

[TheStickman]

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[TheStickman]

Hello Subject M2.

 

[Baby Eater]

///Update!

 

[TheStickman]

Update on what, Subject Toast?

 

[DJude]

Okay subjects, so fill me in, whats going on?