The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject BT how many times must I say it?
YOU ARE FLOPPING AROUND ON THE COUCH COVERED IN WATER FROM A VASE!

If you were in Vaudess's organs you would be killed by the quite literal black hole that is her liver.
No joke.
it is a singularity.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Well sorry Subject Vaude if i got stuck inside your body!

Now someone get me out of here!

Then how come subject Vaude will die if I cut this artery !

*holds out an artery with a knife near it*

 

[Baby Eater]

*gives subject Vaude the card* Perfect for any stalker occasion!

 

[DJude]

fine then, don't except my help
*lights BLT on fire*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject BT you are stabbing my f*cking Curtain sashes!
stop that!
I paid good money for those!
and Vaudess can't die anyways!
it has been proved by science!
why would you kill your granddaughter anyways?!
why do I sound like Sean here?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You just lit Subject Vaude on fire to I hope you know that...

And she doesn't have immortality.

Im trying to prove that i am in Subject Vaudes organs!
*pulls out her small inestine*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject GG has a point. *laughs*

Shows how little you know, subject BT. *yawns and puts self out*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

to Subject VENN: Well that fuckin sucks! i thought i had finally found that other- OOF! Hey a chest! guess this is what happensbwhen you hang around Link for too long.... *Ocarina of time Chect opening theme plays. Holds Second clawshot over head.* Sweeeeet. *Puts the long shot in inventory. Swings off.* WEEEEEEEEE!

 

[DJude]

Unless *gasp*
*rips off GG mask reveiling Sean*
I KNEW IT

[sup]holyshite, four posts in the same minute, you dirty ninjas you...[/sup]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You wanna try this Vaudez?! it's amazing! and your 18 i can trust you now! Just wear this please! *Pulls out a parachute.*

 

[DJude]

*claws the paratchute with the razor hooks, ripping it to shreds*
Heh heh....

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Soooo, I guess im stuck inside you for the rest of my life subject Vaude.

Well that sucks!

 

[DJude]

*looks at BLT on the couch*
Exactly how much LSD did we give him?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject's we're reaching critical mass of fast posters here.
I see I have done my job.
*starts to fade from reality*

 

[DJude]

Oh god, not again!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

20 tons of LSD my dear Subject VENN

Im going to go to bed, I bid you all, a do!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

*Ding Dong Ding*
Subjects are reminded that the Infinite Probability Drive is not a toy.

Thank you for listening.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, what is Subject ICH talking about? What dealing with me?

 

[DJude]

*presses the button for the Infinite Probability Drive*