The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Fury Is Me.]

*Cuts VENN's head off and steals claws and throws into the Black Sea. Pulls out another parachute.* Now then...

(sorry i'm not posting much, i'm watching Cracked TV )

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject ICH They won't listen to me!
and with their infinite improbability drive I can't control them!
especially when they are on LSD!
*disappears from universe*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject GG, you let them have a device that can cause major g-mods?!?! I have to go and make sure that the Clock is safe.*runs off to the Great Clock*

 

[DJude]

*what Dis stole was just a few pieces of string*
Your not getting them that easily
*warps the razor hooks out of the universe*
There, now only i know where they are...

@SubjectMax: *everyone is now wearing cowboy hats, the setting has been changed to atop a skyscraper, everyone is dressed like a nun while still wearing the cowboy hats and bowing to VENN, and VENN is now the overruling king to the asylum and the only one to be able to use a gmod ever*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

*Ding Dong Ding*

Subjects, please be aware that the following sensations are completely normal.

Invulnerabilty, LSD Highs, crushing despair, body displacement, and tooth loss.

Thank you for listening.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, hold on!*Great Clock leaves the universe*
Subjects, I suggest you leave that universe while you can. Without the Great Clock, the time stream in that universe will collapse on itself.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*what Dis stole was just a few pieces of string*
Your not getting them that easily
*warps the razor hooks out of the universe*
There, now only i know where they are...

@SubjectMax: *everyone is now wearing cowboy hats, the setting has been changed to atop a skyscraper, everyone is dressed like a nun while still wearing the cowboy hats and bowing to VENN, and VENN is now the overruling king to the asylum and the only one to be able to use a gmod ever*

Never wanted them, i wanted the 4th clawshot hidden in the world, apparently it was hidden in New York, and now i have them! And i'm willing to let my daughter use them if she wears a parachute! and doesn't go too high....

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject IHC forgot transgender transformations and a compelling urge to motorboat Vaude

 

[DJude]

*appears beside Max in a seperate universe, watching through a trans-dimensional rift the other universe without the Great Clock*
Shhh, don't tell 'em, they might make for a good show...

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

*DIng Dong Ding*

The Emergency Life Dimensions are now *Krzzzzsh!* de-activated.

Thank you for listening.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects are told hello, then good bye for a while longer.
I am going to go be soppy and watch the sun rise for a bit. Tis a beautiful view from my window.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, good point.
Well good night Subjects.
*teleports Subject Venn and myself out of clock*

 

[DJude]

*DIng Dong Ding*

The Emergency Life Dimensions are now *Krzzzzsh!* de-activated.

Thank you for listening.

Dammit, do we have GLaDos for an onboard computer?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*I show up in front of Maxieon out of a portal of dark miasma.* Where do you think you two are going? *pulls out 7ft Masamune and 7ft Muramasa.* Well?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Picks up a clawshot.* Sigh..... *Grabs Josh and pulls him back, and slashes his head off once he gets within range.*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

*Ding Dong Ding*

Are you not in an Asylum Subject Venn?

The following areas are now considered hostile:

Subject Venn's Organs.

Thank you for listening.

 

[DJude]

*seals the dimension Dis transported to*
Hah, i knew he'd fall for it...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

What?! Damnit! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! *I Tear the dimension to shreds with my blades then leaps out the hole it created.*