The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lambi]

Then wait until there isn't a catgirl avatar, subject Bloody!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Lambi... Don't torture your self... Once you get it, you'll be thinking "...Fuck! Why didn't I buy this earlier?!" IT's a great game. And, unlike the NES version, Onion knight doesn't suck! It rocks infact, but only after lvl 90. It's stats kinda rise like this
lvl1-10 everything up by 1 per lvl
lvl11-50 everything up by 2 per lvl
lvl51-80 everything up by 3 per lvl
lvl81-90 everything up by 4 per lvl
(Ready for this?)
lvl 91 everything up by 22
lvl 92 everything up by 24
lvl 93 everything up by 27
lvls94-95 everything up by 30
lvls96-98 everythin up by 32
lvl 99 everything up by 35.
!

Well actually, I worded that wrong... umm.... once oyu reach the 90's, their stats on everything are way higher than any other job. Onion knight is 20 points higher in speed and attack than Ninja, and 20 more than sage. But don't be an Onion knight until lvl 99, thier basic stats like, hp and def, ggo up slower than alot of things.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

And then I ponder this subject Lambi,

What if it is one of those times when I have to wait 5 hours to post in my third favorite thread, because it is one big cluster fuck of cat girls?

Using words like Ponder! This is truly scary...
Subject BT, I think you might want to cool your temper.
Yeah..what those two said.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Fury, I'll think about it. Right now, I might be going to bed soon and I'm a bit tired. I'm not going just yet.

Subject Bloody, how often have the catgirl avatars appeared there?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
You are asking me this subject Lambi?
Really?
I see about 10 each page!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Alright subject Lambi... It would have been fun to trade Friend Codes over mognet and help you get Onion Knight but I guess not. Scratch that, I can only trade friend codes with people in america for some reason...

 

[Lambi]

I don't even have a DS, subject Fury. I'm waiting to find FF III before I get one.

Subject Bloody, what do you want us to do? You can't force someone to change their avatar.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Gah! Subjects! Just thinking about them!
It burns! It burns!
*Gets into fetal position while sobbing*

Well great now I gotta wait about 2 hours for him to get out...

 

[Lambi]

Subject E, can you tell me why he hates them so much? Or why any of you hate them, for that matter.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I don't hate em, their just everywhere, so much, that it's kind of annoying. Their like Disney Channel stars.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Me? I was made to match subject BT's hatreds. Therefore I hate them.

Him? I have no idea...he hates them apparently and wants every single one of them dead.

*sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob*

Gah! Being me his nice personality, I hate to see him like this!
...
Meh...

 

[Lambi]

Subject Fury, please don't support Bloody on this. I'm trying to like you enough to befriend you. So far, you're doing a great job.

Subject E, I want to know why he hates them. Otherwise, I'll just ignore his hatred for them. And what about Rebecca, Triple M and pervert boy?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No no, subject Lambi, you misunderstood, I don't agree with him, i'm more neutral.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I don't hate them! I think they are cute!
But they are used waaaaaaaaay to much. Like subject Fury said, they are like Disney stars.

Why must you always say what I am about to say?

I just feel meh about them...

Subject Lambi, hold on, let me access his mind...
Accessing...
Accessing...
Access- Oh god dammit windows load! Loa-
Oh come on don't freeze on me!

 

[Lambi]

Ah. I see, subject Fury. And you're moving closer to the point where I might befriend you. You'll know when you get that message in your inbox...

Personalities of subject Bloody, would you want me to leave the Asylum because Bloody hates catgirls?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No subject Lambi! Never! Stay stay stay! You don't want to make me cry, do you?

I must say this subject Lambi...
Meh...mixed feelings. But that's just because im a douche.

I don't know...
*sighs*
It pains me to say this, but no subject Lambi, I would not like it if you left.

Now god dammit windows load!

 

[Lambi]

Of course not, subject Rebecca.

I understand, subject Triple M.

Thank you, subject E. I guess...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

NO! SUBJECT LAMBI! DON'T LEAVE! *crys*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

That was meant as a compliment. Now don't make me take it back.

Oh come on-
No! I got the damn blue screen of death!
*jump up into the air pounce hugs subject Lambi with glee* YAY!!!!

Of course you do, now I need something that can go into this metal hole right here...
Bow chicka bow wow!

 

[Lambi]

That is up to Bloody, subject Fury. If he decides it, then I'll leave. And all his personalities, or more like Rebecca and E, would kill him for it or at least blame him for it.

I know that, subject E. It was just the way you said it that made me go "I guess..."

*hugs subject Rebecca*

...What's that supposed to mean, subject Triple M?