The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*sobs* B-But subject Lambi! He'll surely choose cat girl hate!

I would scold him, beat him to death, and then show him what it's like to get the blue screen!

I need a cylinder to put in this. in the shape of a hexagon subject Lambi.
Dammit! I was sure you'd set me up!

 

[Lambi]

*sigh* I know, subject Rebecca. Unless you manage to beat it into him that the Asylum will crumble if I leave.

That's...one way of punishing someone, subject E.

Ah, subject Triple M. I see.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No! Don't leave subject Lambi don't leave!

*sniff sniff* Im back from my fetal position subjects...what's going on?

Damn straight!

 

[Lambi]

As I said, subject Rebecca, it's up to him.

Subject Bloody, answer me this. Why do you hate catgirls?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Lambi! We still need to exchange friend cards on Dissidia! (How do you do that btw? I only have two from mognet.)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

That is unclear subject Lambi. For it was warped into my head from some...person...sounded like the Anti-christ that Cat girls will bring the end of the world and that I must kill them all.

Please don't hate cat girls anymore subject BT please!
Subject BT, I will have to show you the blue screen of death!
Gah! Subject E that's...EVIL!
OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! I RENOUNCE MY DAMN CAT GIRL HATRED...

And now that that's over subjects...
*Starts crying again*
Why do people have to hate my opinion subjects! Why! It's my opinion and now I was forced to change it!

But I guess if I have to....

 

[Lambi]

Subject Bloody, I didn't force you to change. E did. I was seriously ready to leave if you gave the word. It's your opinion if you hate them and if you want me to leave, I'm ready.

Subject Fury, I have no idea how to do that.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

:C I wanna fight you... I'd pwn you with Onion Knight! >

 

[BloodyThoughts]

See! That's making me change my opinion! You know I don't want you to leave subject Lambi!

*is clinging to subject Lambi's leg* No! Please no!

Blue screen subject BT!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Sorry guys, It's late where i am and I need some sleep. Good night subjects. *Walks out of asylum with hands in pockets while the walking away theme from "The Incredible Hulk" plays.*

 

[Lambi]

Subject Bloody, tell me now! Your opinion of catgirls is conflicting with our friendship, isn't it?! So, tell me! Which one is winning?! The friendship or the catgirl hate?!

Believe me, subject Fury. I'd love to compete with you if only I knew how to connect two PSPs together online. And my Zidane can kick your Onion Knight! When I get him to a higher level, that is...
I've kind of neglected it since I got other, new games...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes! Did you just realize this!

I will say it out to the world.

[HEADING=1]I HATE CAT GIRLS![/HEADING]
And nothing you ever do can change that!

but of course friend ship is winning subject Lambi!! It's winning by a god damn fucking mile!

 

[Lambi]

I KNOW you hate catgirls, subject Bloody! And I accept that so long as you don't kill any here or in SQ, SA! But you need to tell me if you want me to leave or stay!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I want you to fucking stay subject Lambi!!!!

Am I going to have to go get cake to make things better?

Im pretty sure it is statistically proven that Cake brightens up everyones lives...

 

[Lambi]

Then I'll stay, subject Bloody. Then I'll stay...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Cake?
*punches subject E in the face*
Not in a good mood!
Ow! That...hurt...
And usually my retaliation would be to maliciously maul you, but I feel nice...

YAY!
*Pounce hugs subject Lambi*

 

[Lambi]

*Hugs subject Rebecca back*

Subject Bloody, wanna join us in a hug?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No!
Subject BT, mean is not your usual emotion. I thought I killed subject Mean.
You did!
Then this is bad...

 

[Lambi]

Subject Bloody, fine. Then Rebecca gets all my hugs.

*Keeps hugging Rebecca*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Good!
Wait, what about subject Anger? I thought I killed him to.
Yes, you did subject E!
You killed about 95% of the people in my head!
Oh, well then they were fun to kill.

Blood, blood everywhere and not a single drop is mine.

*wheez* I can't breathe! You can stop hugging me subject Lambi, thank you.