The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Desert Warrior]

Subject Pararaptor
How do you think an Evil Genius such as myself was born into this world

Subject Random Announcer Guy
SHUT UP YOU'RE VOICE IS MAKING ME PEAL!!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects are bid a good morning from the States.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Warm greetings, Subject M2.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Ywan*
Morning subjects...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*POP*
*Smokes pipe*
*Hugs Smag*
Greetings subjects
*Walks off*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Where is subject Lycan going?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Where else subject Smag,to find a gun that will help me take over the world!
*Walks into vault and returns with gun*
*Shoots Smag*
*He turns into a baby*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Turn into baby*
*Cries*
WAAA!
(I want Vaudess!)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Picks up Smag and wraps in blanket*
There there subject Smag,I'm going to show you my guns,then we'll wait for her.
*Walks into Vault carrying Smag*
*Walk out a couple hors later,Smag is a strange collection of a baby,a rock,a machine gun,a rocket,a werewolf and a vampire*
How do you feel?

 

[Smagmuck_]

WAAAA!
(Turn me back to a baby, the fuck is wrong with you?!)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Everything is wrong with me subject Smag
*Shoots with baby gun again*
*Puts in cradle*
*Smokes pipe*

 

[Sassafrass]

Afternoon/morning, subjects.
By the way, if you have anything you need to say to me, say it now or later on tonight as I will not be here tomorrow. Well...probably not, anyway.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Goo, goo, gah...
(Sas, help here, I havn't developed my motor skills yet and I'm hungery for brest milk.)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Hello subject Sas.
Subject Smag,where the hell are we going to get breast milk from?

 

[Sassafrass]

... Subject Lycan, why is there a baby that looks very much like subject Smag in the Asylum?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Goo.
(Subject Lycan, do I really have to answer that question? Vaudess, dumbass.)
Gah.
(Subject Sas, It's me you dolt!)
Gluh.
(I'm taking a nap.)
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Subject Smag forgets that VV is not here,and it would also be amazingly awkward to ask her for breast milk.
Subject Sas,I shot him with the De-ager and turned him into a baby,the effects are permanent until I tinker with the gun some more.
*starts to tinker*

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh...I see, subject Lycan.
And subject Smag, I know your a baby and that but call me a dolt again, I'll have to kick your ass when Lycan fixes the problem.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Eye twitch*
Subjects, allow me to just say- The hell?!

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, don't ask me, subject Vee.
I just go with the flow of randomness. Also, hi. *Half hearted sneak hug*