The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

As it was mine as well, subject Lambi.
First time I saw it, I said "...Well, this is completely un-fucking fair. I'm never gonna get out of here." But I did. Eventually.

 

[Lambi]

It beat me the first time since I forgot to heal, then I defeated it, subject Sas. And I think I'm going to continue with the story soon.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hi subject Xandus!

*Holds first aid kit* Subject Epsilon, subject E?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Xandus is here?!?!
Subjects, don't give him a hug!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject BT's violence, we renamed him, again.
Basically, he kills me whenever I get hurt by someone else. It's his way of punishment.

Cool!

 

[Claymorez]

subject Bt is being deceptively truthful

 

[Sassafrass]

It beat me first time as well, subject Lambi. I ill claim it was cheap as I have done with everything that has killed me in FF games since I started playing them. The first Jehova boss in FF VII? Cheap. The end of disc one boss fight? Cheap. The last boss fight of FF VII? Cheap. In my favour.

Why not, subject Max?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Blinks* Huh, subject Max?

He's nuts, subject E.
...
Why yes, I do see the irony in any of us calling something crazy.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hey subject Lambi. I lost my FFV game for the SNES, and now i'm lookingg for the rom... but I can only find japanese roms of FFV, know where I can get one in english?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sas, have you not seen Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged!?!?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*a hand grabs subject E's head*
Welp, that's him...
*gets pulled into the shadows*
*blood is sprayed out from the shadows*
"VitaChamber Activated: Subject E"

Son of a *****....

Subject Clay I am not!

 

[Lambi]

Subject Fury, maybe. Give me a minute or so to check.

 

[Claymorez]

Subject BT is in denial

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ohhh! I see now, subject Max. Minor brain failure there.

*Wipes blood from face* ...Wow, subject E.

 

[Sassafrass]

I have not, subject Max.

Also, random quote time!

"The spark of his life is covered in shite!
His spirit has gone but his stench remains."

Noooo, I'm not on Wikiquotes, why do you ask?

 

[Claymorez]

subject verteran is deceptively acting in awe

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Should I get the lasso, subject Sas?

Maybe, subject Clay.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*walks out, grinning from ear to ear covered in blood*
*is laughing like a maniac*
Ah...subject E, you never cease to amaze me in how much you can fail.

And you never cease to amaze me in how much you can be a dick head.

And you both are mean!

 

[Claymorez]

Subject BT is play acting again