The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

*subject Epsilon crushes subject BT's head with the remaining hand*
"VitaChamber Activated: Subject BT"
OooooooooooooooW!!!!

So I suppose your just going to leave me with a crushed hand then?
*subject Epsilon nods*
crap.

 

[Claymorez]

Subject Sassa has been watching 300 again.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Maybe a little too dysfunctional, subject BT, E and Epsilon.
...Somehow I imagine that's what it's like in my head.

Sure thing, subject Sas. *Continues pulling*
A new age has begun: an age of freedom! And all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, your bored aren't you.
Subject BT, what are you guys fighting about now?

 

[Claymorez]

Subject veteran is deceptively rehersing for an imaginary audition.

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, a shiny Bioshock page, subject Vee! *Looks at it* Awww...no Little Sister quotes though.
And subject Clay is damn right I have watched 300 lately.

You are generous as you are divine, O King of Kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's... You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well, it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh please subject Vaudess, subject E kill 95 thousand of the 100 thousand personalities in my head.
That sound dysfunctional enough?

Also, this is blasphemy! This is madness!

Subject Max, I don't know anymore...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Maybe a little, subject Max. How did you know?

Heh, maybe so, subject Clay.

Yay for having a good memory for Little Sister quotes, subject Sas! XD
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!

*Whistles* Really, subject BT?

 

[Claymorez]

Subject veteran is deceptively trying to charm me

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject BT, madness? THIS IS SPARTA!! *Kicks BT in to handily placed well*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes im serious subject-
*gets kicked into well*
VAAAAAAAAAUDEEEEEEEESSSSS!

That had to be fun subject Sass...
Oh yeah, and im bleeding out.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Vaude.

Mr. Bubbles
Mr. Bubbles
Are you there?
Are you there?
Come and give me lollies
Come and give me toffees
Teddy bears
Teddy bears~

 

[Sassafrass]

I won;'t lie, subject E. It gave me some sort of distinct pleasure.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's it, subject Lambi!

Oh you, subject Clay. XD

 

[Lambi]

I'm so proud that I know that by heart, subject Vaude. ^_^

 

[Claymorez]

subject lambia is deceptively proud

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes back up*
Subject Vaudess! I just realized something scary!
I wonder, what it would be like if subject Violence met subject Violence!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...You mean if she looked in a mirror, subject BT? She tends to break down into tears of anger, smash the mirror with her face and murder several people.

 

[Claymorez]

Subjects speak in fear of subject violence - further investigation is required.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, subject Vaudess, subject Epsilon is my subject Violence...I mean if subject Violence met subject Epsilon(Violence)