The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*looks around*
Helloo? hm... *disappears*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh shit we forgot about that uhhhh

[huge Spooky Voice] HAHAHAHA! That was just a test! and you passed!

The real Stage 1! Beat Ninja Gaiden for the NES in 45 minutes![/Huge Spooky Voice]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Ties back hair, taps buttons at lightning speed*
Can do, subject spooky voice!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

[Huge spooky voice] --44 and 55 seconds later-- 5! 4! 3! 2!...[/Huge spooky Voice]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[End Screen pops up]
*Walks away whistling*
What next, subject Spooky Voice?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Is the Shower ready?
yeah!
Sweet!

[Huge spooky Voice]Walk through this hot shower without yelling about how it burns so much!

...

We are not perverts and there are so not hidden cameras in there[/Huge Spooky voice]

FUCK YOU SUBJECT VATICAN!

 

[DJude]

*VENN's voice can faintly be heard in the background*
[huge Spooky Voice]Hehey! Subject Vaude! check it out, i'm a huge spooky voice! *ahem* MRUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! damn, that was awesome, anyway, weirdest of things, they've got this little booth set up in here and you could actually get to it real easil-[/huge Spooky Voice]
*sounds of VENN being tackled and forced down are heard*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hey stop that! your ruining it
*tries to gets Subject VENN off of the intercom*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Watches intercom with a raised eyebrow*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

[Huge Spooky Voice] Just go through the fucking super hot shower already![/Huge voice]

*Bloody Walks up to the Intercom and ***** slaps all of them*
FUCK ALL OF YOU!
*Walks down*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey, subject Bloody! *waves*

 

[DJude]

*various crashing sounds are heard*
[huge spooky voice]Subject... Vaude... quick, go to the..... other end of.... that hall your... in and there should be a door behind... some crates, now hurry, i bet theyre gonna cut the inter-[/huge spooky voice]
*static*
*static ends*
*VENN can faintly be heard through the walls saying something about lattes, flow charts, Godzilla, and the Pope's hat*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*The Vatican Tazes Subject VENN*

Hey Subject Vaudess!

*Waves then leaves*

 

[DJude]

No don't taze me bro
*disappears just before hes tazed*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub]Right, subject Venn.[/sub]

...Er, subject Vatican, you still there?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

[Huge Spooky Voice] YES! FINISH THE DAMN CHALLENGE! We are so not uploading this to Youtube right now![/Huge Spooky Voice]

 

[DJude]

*static is heard over the itercom*
*VENNs voice is heard over it aswell*
Hello? testing, testing, one two three, testing, testing, A C T, testing.... okay good, Subject Vaude, can you hear me? is it working? i managed to tap into the intercom system, neat ain't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Perverted bastards.
...
Oh hey, a overcoat. *throws it on and walks through shower*

See you on the other side, subject Vatican.

[sub]Subject Venn, loud and clear.[/sub]

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

[sub] 'Ey... err, uh, Subjec' Boss? I got ya delivree 'ere. Just need ya to do some signage.[/sub]

 

[DJude]

[sup]oh thank you, i didn't think it'd arrive so early...[/sup]