The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

Who left a damn Over coat in there!
The last guy who was turned to stone!*security tackles Subject VENN*

[huge spooky voice]Ok! The 3rd challenge! Get through this gust of wind without buttoning down that overcoat and being knocked down! The 4th challenge is the last one![/huge spooky voice]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Okay, subject Vatican. *Braces self*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

[sub] 'Ey wot's goin' awn in dere? Izzat Subjec' Vatcan's new playthin'? Wot happened ta Shirley? [/sub]

 

[DJude]

[sup]Hah, they think i'm still in the Vatican...[/sup]
Subject Vaude, there should be a small rock near the beginning of that challenge, would you mind kicking it over for me?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*The over coat is blown away and Subject Vaudess hears chears*

*Subject God ***** slaps Subject VENN for some reason...or is Subject god...A PERVERT! DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*

 

[DJude]

Heh heh, hey Subject Vaude, check this out
*an alarm goes off inside the Vatican*
I got into their main secrurity systems!
oh, and don't forget that rock...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Focuses on staying on feet, glaring a little*
[sub]Subject Venn, I'll do so, in a bit.[/sub]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject God sends Subject VENN to hell cause Subject God is a pervert*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

[sub]Now, tha' wuzzn't very noice Subjec' Gawd! Hold up Subjec' Guy on the Intercom, Oi'll 'ave ya oot in a wee bit! [/sub]

 

[DJude]

*static*
*VENN lands in Hell*
hm? how'd i get here, huh, looks like they've changed things since i was last here...
*pulls out a map of Hell*
Lets see, im in the first circle, Limbo... *looks around* wow its really been changed... Hi Minos! *waves to Minos*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject God sends the Subject Mailman to hell*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oi, subject Vatican! I'm done here. And I lost a good coat in the process.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Oi! 'E was doin' some roighteous wor' up dere Subjec' Gawd! I wuzz jus' gawnna give 'im the roight direcshuns ta go in.

Soides I werk fer yez, makes me an 'oly man dunnit? Oi'll be out of 'ere in a jiff, an 'alf jiff at tha'.

Uh, Subjec' Goi I Wuz Savin', ya moight wanna grab ma hand.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject Vaude hears laughs*

[huge Spooky voice] Oh um...OK! Fourth challenge! Get past the ceiling that collapses every 1 second! The ceiling has spikes!

Oh and if you hit the rock at the end your are disqualified.[huge spooky voice]

 

[DJude]

*speaks with Minos*
So what, your saying i can't visit any of the other eight circles? oh well, i guess i'll go back up topside
*waves*
Bye! say hi to Satan for me! oh *throws Minos a blanket* give that to 'em, i bet hes awfully cold down there, being trapped in ice and whatnot...
*warps back up into the Vatican beside Vaude*
What'd i miss?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*shrugs* Alright, subject per-Vatican.

Oh hi, subject Venn!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*ceiling collapses on Subject VENN*

 

[DJude]

hah, "perVatican"... *disappears before the ceiling falls on him*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What? I meant subject Vatican of course, subject Venn. *Winks and laughs before going through into next room*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Where's me rope? Oi threw it doon 'ere fer Subjec' Goi 'Oo Jus' Ditched Me.

*Finds rope, gives it a pull to assure that it was still anchored properly.*

An' dey say tha' rope climbin' wuzzin't gawna save me, stupid tossers.