The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Shoots everyone with suit gun*
I'm really confused as to what's going on subjects.
*Clicks fingers*
*POP*
*Smokes comes from office*
*White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane is heard coming from it*

 

[DJude]

Well Subject Com, i was sent to Hell, had a nice chat with Minos, gave Satan a warm blanket, came back, haggled a bit with the Pope, tryed on his hat and discovered its much heavier than it looks, and blew up a small country in the process...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

All in a days work, eh subject Venn?

Subject ICH, I went through a number of trials to get a strange gun in a tight leotard because it turns out the Vatican is really a load of perverts.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess......................the Vatican made you do what!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!
*grabs strange hammer from hook on shelf*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Walks out giggling and waving away smoke*
No subjects go in there for a while
*Falls over*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject GG, don't worry, I wore an overcoat through most of it. The bloody perverts.

Subject Lycan! *hugs* I meant to give you that earlier!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Gives thumbs*
I'm with subject GGs route to revenge
*Uses tentacles to lift self up*
*Collects katana and shotgun*
*Hugs VV*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess what did you do!
*puts on viking helmet*

 

[DJude]

Huh, strange, suprisingly i'm not one of the ones out for blood... hm.....

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

It is subject Venn
*Retracts tentacles then dropkicks Venn*
*Tentacles come out again*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, subjects, first they made me finishing Ninja Gaiden on NES within 45 minutes, suffice to say I kicked it's ass, then they wanted me to walk through a hot shower which I wore and overcoat for and irritated them, then they made me get rid of my overcoat and tried to knock me down with a typhoon, and finally I had to avoid the ceiling of spikes.
So yeah?

Subject Venn, that's very odd for you actually, you disembowel anyone that looks at me oddly normally.

 

[DJude]

*flips around into a helikick after being downed, kicking Lycan in the head and cracking his neck*
*jumps out of it and flip-kicks Lycan*
*grabs Lycan by the neck and slams him down on the floor*
Now what was that for?!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I was bored subject Venn.
Subject VV,thanl you for that news.
*Starts to froth at the mouth and eyes go red*
*Transforms*
Excuse me subjects
*Runs off*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess they "removed" the overcoat?
that's it the Vatican burns this night!
*grabs viking shield*

 

[DJude]

Actually it was blown away Subject GG, i should know, i saw the whole thing...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject VENN.................................oh..............................good

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's right, subject GG, I should've phrased that better. They blew it away.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject's I got out the hammer for nothing!?

 

[DJude]

Lets see *thinks it over* yes, yes you did...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject GG can still go and have his fun if he wants?
If not, I'm sure the asylum has a few walls to break down?