The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Returns covered in blood and bits and pieces of people*
*Walks into office*
*Takes shower*
*Returns clean*
What'd I miss subjects?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess you can't use the viking hammer to break stuff unless it is a religion that takes after Norse mythology or it's....................................well you know

 

[DJude]

Subject Lycan, a huge space battle between us and an army of zombies... it was awesome, too bad you missed it....

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Shit
All I did was murder the whole Vatican
*Shrugs*
*Shoots all subjects with De-Ager*
*All turn into babies*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG's suit falls over and a 7 year old falls out*
Subject Mr what happened?
why is everyone babies but me?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Your older than everyone else subject GG
*POP*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Lycan I know that!
I'm oldest than everyone on my block!
but why's everyone babies?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*7 Years old*
Subjects...?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

subject Vaudess has cooties!
*giggles and runs back into suit*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sticks tongue out at*
Hmph! *Puts Big Daddy doll in crook of arm*
Subject is silly!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject can't catch me!
*jumps out of hatch in suit and darts into hidey hole*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject thinks so, huh? *Giggles and chases after*

 

[DJude]

*remains the same*
Actually, i'm older than everyone else...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Mr VENN ah! *darts into hidey hole completely*
Subject Vaudess is too slow!
*darts down shaft and hides behind 90[sup]o[/sup] corner*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Venn! Get that gun and fix us!

But first, *Tackles subject GG and laughs*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Vaudess cheated! *pouts then laughs*
she knows the vents better than me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Still laughing* Subject GG is right, the vents are lots of fun!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Go away! This is MY vent, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!

When's Subject Mommy coming?

 

[DJude]

*sigh*
kids... *zaps Vaude and GG with the gun*
There, better?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Rubs head* Ow...
How can we thank you, subject Venn?