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Smagmuck_

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Subject Toastakov, I never said it was a bad thing, besides, I'm easter european. It makes me inheritly communist. Subject VENN, make british babies with her. That's as simple as it gets...
 

Roxas1359

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Comrade Toast, this is true. Let us make fun Capitalist dogs for how we treat our women better.(Historically speaking, women actually had more civil rights in the Soviet Union than they did in America)
Subject Lambi, it is hilarious because right as that song was playing I was using a character in the game who just wears tights.
 

Lambi

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Heh, now it comes in handy that subject Rain calls me Lambrewski.

What a funny coincidence, subject Max.
 

DJude

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Ohhh.... T_T
Hmm, how can i put this?
ah yes, *ahem*
NNOOOOOO...!

Also, so i don't need my saw? *holds up skill-saw reving it*
 

Sassafrass

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Subjects, I bring forth LOLZ. [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0WTZXomY.9LlHAArQUu53NG;_ylv=3?qid=20100515195524AAND6Rr]
 

Smagmuck_

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Subject VENNkov, DO IT. Or at least try to start a relationship... Or stay good friends.

Subject Toastakov...

*Downs tanker of Vodka*
 

Baby Eater

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Subject Smagchovada and Vennodakov

Woman and man are making sex in carriage near wilderness. Woman hear scratches on carriage door. Woman complain to man about how she hear of escaped capitalist pig with claw for hand. Man simply stuff sock in woman's mouth, then continue to make sex.After, when man drop woman off, he find hook attached to door. On hook is note. Note reads "You are to be faced with summary judgement and execution for refusing to share warmth and sex with fellow comrade." Selfishness and greed are not to be tolerated! All hail the motherland!
 

DJude

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Subject Smag, we are in a relationship! Shes my girlfriend and the reason shes staying with me is, difficult, to explain... but yeah, in a pretty stable relationship with her and we have already done it...
 

Baby Eater

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Subject Smagchovada he slept with daughter in the beet fields for to make soldiers of Mother Russia!
 

TheStickman

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The Soviet honesty ist strong in the Motherland. That is proof enough Subject Smagchovada!

The floor rolled on me laughing Subject Toast.
 

Smagmuck_

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Subject Toastakov, duaghter is already wed to Russian Major. This is an outrage!

Subject VENN, Then make babies for the Queen! She needs more Royal Guards!
 

TheStickman

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Subject Toastakov, Subject Smagchovada, he ist being, a nuisance. Tell him I didn't sleep with his darter so I can to be having some of his vodka?
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Toast, Soviet Union has done well.
Subject Smagchovda, we got rid of the monarchy after the terrible rule of Nicholas II!