The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

Such is the way of Mother Russia Subject Smagchovada!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Punts several rabid racoons and Franklyn into the asylum and watches from the ceiling* (subjects)

 

[Baby Eater]

Soviet Russians not scared by puny Franklyn!Right subjects? *Juggles bears*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Toastakov and Kcitslovakia. Duaghter is wed to Russian Major. Procreating with military man's wife is met with... Death.

 

[TheStickman]

*Throws all raccoons and Franklyn through window over cliff*
You are not to be messing with Mother Russia Subject Sas!

We are not being scared of Franklyn at all Subject Toastakov! *Downs thirteen liters of Mother Russia brand vodka*

 

[DJude]

Subject Smag, would you mind looking at this for me?
*jams two large knives into Smag's eyes*
Oh, and tell me if this soup tastes funny...
*rips out Smags tongue and pours a bottle of liquified cyanide down Smag's throat*

 

[Sassafrass]

What about the rabid racoons, subject Toast?
And why the feck are you not doing that Russian dance whose name eludes me at 5am?!

I see, subject Kcits.
'Scuse me a moment. *Walks outside*

 

[Baby Eater]

We eat puny racoons subject Sas!

You mean Ushanka?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject VENN. Babies for the Queen! XD Okay, I'm done with that...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Mother f*** with **** in the ***** to **** and **** with **** my ****** you ****** Kill ***** NAZI ****** stuborn ******** mother ******* to ***** with the mother ******* ESCAPIST SUBJECTS!

God! I have to wait 30 minutes to get back on it!

 

[TheStickman]

Subjects Toastakov and Smagchovada, are we to being celebrate resolving of argument?

Spoiler: Music for to be celebrating with

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, like I said, I have no idea at 5am.

*Crashes back into Asylum in this. [http://www.enregistrersous.com/images2/17930329820080305131442.jpg]* Afraid now, subject Kcits?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh, and to answer your question on the last page subject Sass, I don't know if it is that popular, but I assure you everyone will agree with me...

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]The Day the Earth Stood Still 2008 remake[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject Sas Vaudeokavia will be most angry that you stole Soviet death tank!

Da,subject Kcitslovakia *Dons babushka and does Ushanka*

 

[TheStickman]

*Pulls War Machine suit from nearby closet and puts on* Not really Subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, she has my TARDIS so I don't think she'll mind.

...Subject Kcits, War Machine? RLY?!

[sup]Although that is almost worth making a Vs thread about.
Almost.[/sup]

 

[DJude]

Oh c'mon Subject Kcits, i could plow right through that thing...
*morphs hand into serated claw and thrusts it through Kcits*
See? ...Oh wait, you were in there weren't you....
*VC activated - Subejct Kcits*
...Sorry...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*hits subject Sass over the head with a stick*
*points up to previous post*

 

[TheStickman]

 

[Sassafrass]

Ya ninja'd me, subject BT! AGAIN!!!

Also, postitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostit NAO!!!
I hate that movie...