The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Crawls around office*
Goo
(I Could turn myself back
*Looks at Gun briefly*
gah guh goo
(Or I could stay the same and see what effects weed has on my 2 year old body)

 

[Lambi]

Awww. Subject Vaude is so cute. I will hug her and feed her and care for her and cloth her and love her forever and ever 'till the end of time.

[sup][sup][sup]And now excuse me while I go vomit becasue of all the cuteness.
*Vomits*[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[DJude]

*walks back in*
Good *looks at watch* afternoon subjects, well, for me anyway
*notices Vaude is now a baby*
Greeaaat....

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I ams backs Subjects!

How are thars days!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ga...! *Yawns*
(Subject Lambi, that's very sweet, but I like being my regular age *Yawn*)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Shakes head and zaps self*
*Opens door and Zaps VV*
Subject Rex isn't getting turned back to normal.
*Throws fedora into air and catches in similar to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qbmrAZdR0
Skip to 40 and see it*
*Walks off*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hey! I thought I was the weird guy who wears fedoras subject Lucan!

Don't take that away from me!\

Yes Ma'am Subject Vaudess!
*jumps after Lycan*

 

[Lambi]

There you go, subject Vaude.
*Puts Vaude down on floor*

 

[DJude]

*spin kicks Lycan*
*takes the gun*
*zaps Vaude back to normal*
Feeling better, Subject Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh thank you, subject Lycan and subject Venn. *Stretches*
...
Heh, subject Lambi, you can put me down now.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

God damnit! I am her slave Subject VENN not you!

First im not the only weird guy who wears fedoras! Now im not the slave that I promised I would be!

God damn man! What has this world turned to!

it's a Mad house! A MAAAAD HOOOOOOOUSE!

 

[Lambi]

I already did, subject Vaude. Unless you like being in my arms...

 

[DJude]

I'm not her slave, more her personal bodyguard/assassin Subject BLT
[sup]i've also sworn my loyalty to her, proposed to her, destroyed an entire dimension for her, and several other things that i'm not sure i can mention...[/sup]

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*starts to cough up rib splinters*
*Lies down*
*Belly and chest split open again*
*Self crawls out*
Subjects,I now know what that is for
*Walks off*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yeah well so have I... so how are we going to settle this...

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

 

[DJude]

lets play rock paper scissors venn, okay, rock, paper, scissors, venn, i choose venn, i win...
[sup]i've seriously done all of that, you could find the old asylum and look through the pages if you don't believe me....[/sup]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Damn he's cunning!

Ok...I only know one place to settle this...

--2 hours later!!!--

Well, we are back at the...Vatican!

You go first Subject VENN. *throws him the leotard*

 

[DJude]

*sigh*
*disappears*
*reappears wearing Pope hat*
Alright, but can you hurry? i think the Pope might wake up soon...

*puts on the leotard*
*walks by Ninja Gaiden and its finished*
*goes through the hot shower*
*strolls past the giant wind-makers without being blown at all*
*gets to the end of the fourth stage in a flash of movement*
Are we done here?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subjects, are you really doing this?
I'm thankful and grateful to both of you, but I don't want either of you to get hurt.

 

[Lambi]

Subject Vaude, you didn't answer my sort of question from above.