The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*instead the asylum explodes*
What the?! dammit Subject BLT!!!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

GAH!
*all the blood comes together and forms me again*
Asshole.

What the!
I thought!
No!
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ALL MY CHEETOS WERE IN THERE!

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, stop blowing shit up without me!
Subjects are also bid goodbye again for a while as I have been despatched on an errand for my parents. *Sighs* I'll see you in a little while.

 

[Lambi]

"Vita-Chamber activated, subject Lambi"
*Appears in front of subject BT*
You think that was funny, subject BT?
*Impales with a katana*

Also, can you link the RP if you have created it?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Say your sorry!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subjects! The hell! Great. *Pulls out cellphone and makes a few phonecalls*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I can fix it!

*gets to work*
Please don't be calling Subject GG...He will hurt me!

 

[DJude]

*appears behind BLT*
You think i won't?
*thrusts both hands through BLT's chest, then rips him in two*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Yes please subject Lambi
*Notices the asylum is gone*
MY WEED!
MY GUNS!
MY COMPUTER!
*Goes on murderous rampage*
"Vita chamber activated,Subject Bloody thoughts"
"Vita Chamber activated,Subject Lambi"
"Vita chamber activated,Subject Venn"
*Calms down*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*blood forms back...again*
I said I would fix it!

*punches Subject VENN then crushes neck when he is down*
Yeah! I can be badass to!

 

[DJude]

*a copy of VENN comes out of a nearby VitaChamber*
The hell? Subject Lycan, what did you do?
*disappears from under BLT and reappears on his back, ripping his head off*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Okay, Danke schon.
*Hangs up*
Subjects, our asylum will be back to normal and replaced in...Now.
*asylum appears*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Scratches head*
I'm pretty sure I almost killed you subject Venn,the Vita chamber must have messed up
*Kills the second Venn*
All better
*Tinkers with Vita chamber*
Are my guns replaced subject VV?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Subject Bloody thoughts say what?

 

[Lambi]

Grrr. You're lucky my TF gun was in a safe location, subject BT.

And I ask again, can you link the Escapeia RP if you have created it?

Subject Lycan, those Vita chambers are untinkerable. I went over it with Sleek and we made sure there was no way to change them in any way.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course, subject Lycan.
Alongside your computer and such.
*Opens asylum door*
Hi, subject GG!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes out of vitachamber*
Look! I think I know how to settle this!

---minus 4 hours later!---
There!

Fine subject Lambi! here! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.179694-Escapeia-The-Fellowship-of-the-RP-Rebooted-Accepting-Sheets]

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

"Vita-Chamber activated, subject Rex"

At least i'm not a baby anymore.

 

[DJude]

*hits BLT in the head with a large sledgehammer*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Don't go to crazy subjects. We don't want the Vita-Chamber to get backed up.