The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*walks back in twirling a large knife on a chain*
Hello subjects! i'm in a particularly good mood today! and i say, cake for all! *waves arm and several small cakes fly at everyone*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Hey Subject VENN...just a quick question. My ears are in a lot of pain and well I don't feel them at all! Did you cut off my ears?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hi, subject Venn.

Subject BT, you don't have any hands to feel!
*Lifts onto body and quickly attaches*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Subject sleek, I explained. I developed binocular vision and have been spying on subject Japan. Subject Japan built subject evil robot, who just destroyed subject South Africa, and who is now fighting with subject Godzilla.

 

[DJude]

*happy smile*
Maybe, maybe not! lets just see... *walks somewhere behind BLT*
*says something that is unheard by BLT*
If you heard that then your ears are still there and functioning properly, and if you didn't, well...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I didn't hear that...Oh my god my ears are gone you son of a *****!
Hey whats in this blokes pocket?
*pulls out a teddy bear*
Awwww! He's the cutest thing in the world!
Say hi to all the nice people teddy!

I shall feast on all of your souls!
Awwww! Cute isn't he!

 

[Lambi]

Subject Venn, you will wish me a happy birthday.
*Waves hand in a Jedi like manner*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I don't like subject giant evil robot. exuse me while I go destroy him.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You will be the first to die!
Teddy! That isn't nice! It's Lambi's birthday today!
I will get your parents an-
Your mother plays card games in hell!

 

[DJude]

*partially hypnotized*
Subject Venn, you will wish me a happy birthday.
*Waves hand in a Jedi like manner*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You will beg me for mercy!

 

[DJude]

Subjects, i'm afraid my happiness is starting to slowly fade away
*looks at BLT*
So Subejct BLT, you might want to hide....

Oh, and happy birthday Subject Lambi...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

But it's not me! Isn't that right Subject Teddy!
HAIL SATAN

 

[DJude]

Then just keep him there...
...
okay, my happiness is going to be gone in, 3, 2- *[small]eyes lose that happy sparkle and are now filled with their normal blood red glow[/small]* 1... okay, Subject BLT, where is that demonic teddy? *twirls knife*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject BT, why do you have Rebecca's teddy?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

It was in the bloke that was mt donors pocket subject Vaudess!

*Subject Teddy jumps into the air and heel kicks subject VENN*
Your death will not be swift! You shall suffer the pain!
*Subject Teddy starts kicking ass*

 

[DJude]

*swiftly dodges all of Teddy's attacks with ease*
Rebecca's? Subject Vaude, does that mean i can't kill it hug it mercilessly?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Venn, I don't even know where she went off to. The little brat. Well...at least the Teddy is cute, right?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject Teddy jumps onto the ceiling and turns it's head around*
*Subject Teddy looks at subject Vaudess*
Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
He's so cute!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Ahem* *Grabs Teddy by scruff of neck*

Subjects...what say you to putting this thing in the garbage disposal?