The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*appears lunging at teddy*
*cuts off its head and lights its body on fire*
*opens up an angelic portal infront of the remains, two horrifying creatures come through and devour teddy*
*i feed his head to a shark then blow up the shark*
i like my methods better Subject Vaude....

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Rebecca comes back*
What are you doing with my teddy bear!

 

[DJude]

Fuck.. i knew i should have opened up two... ah bugger this hurts...
*opens up another portal*
*one of the same creatures only larger comes through and grabs the head, dragging it back through the portal*
there...

*notices Rebecca*
*looks at the portal closing up*
uhhh.... nothing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Rebecca, heh...Um, Teddy went on vacation.
How about we buy you a new Teddy until he comes back?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No! I want teddy!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Subject teady, uh..., went to hell.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Gasp* That's terrible, subject Xandus!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Teddy comes back for some reason*
I saw that guy in Hell before!
YAY! Teddy!

 

[DJude]

Actually Subject Rex, he was from Inferno(Hell) so i sent him to Paradiso(Heaven) where hes being brutally judged by a few blood thirsty angels...

[sup]dammit BLT, he was sent to heaven, not hell, hence the angelic portals...[/sup]

 

[Sleekgiant]

Subjects I feel ignored
*pulls out stuffed penguin on string to amuse himself*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Venn, I didn't know that you worked in the name of Paradiso?

 

[Lambi]

*Hugs subject Sleek*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*has been mourning the loss of his finger*
Greetings all new subjects
[sub]My bloody finger![/sub]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject Rebecca picks up Subject teddy*
How dare you guys hurt teddy! He's ripped! You guys will pay for this!
You will all suffer the unending wrath of Beelzebub!

 

[DJude]

Subejct Vaude, i don't, but in the past i worked with a rogue angle from one of the inner spheres of Paradiso, and he taught me a few things... like how to banish demons to Paradiso to be judged, although it really hurts when i do so...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Lycan, want me to fix your finger?

Subject Rebecca, we simply sent him to an angelic realm, not hurt him.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*Hugs Subject Lambi* Now I feel better

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Yes please subject VV
I also need to find who killed one of me....
*Pulls out note book*