The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subject Venn.

*Eats the acorns thrown by subject Max*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

YAAY!
*Lits fireworks*
Hi Subj-
*Fireworks explode*
*Goes deaf*
OW!

 

[Roxas1359]

*gives Subject Waffles a hearing aid*

 

[DJude]

Hey subjects *waves*
Happy fourth, whats goin' on?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not much, subject Venn, night's still young, plenty of time for something to get going.

Subject Waffles, you set fire to my cell!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Venn, well Subject Sass said to go nuts, so I throwing acorns that belong to a rapid squirrel at Subject Sass.*rapid squirrel comes and attacks Subject Sass*
Aw, he likes you.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Adjusts hearing aid*
Nothing much, Subject Venn. I just went deaf.

...Your point, Subject Sas?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, I'm sure this squirrel is drunk...

No point, subject Waffles, just sayin'. ...Huh, someone should put out that thing. Health and safety, you know. I mean, what if Health and Safety guys came in here and saw a cell that was on fire? They might get angry at it, sort of rage at me, send me several notices, I'll get swamped in paperwork, I'll get annoyed, I'll forget to sign or fill something out, I'll lose my cell, I'll be forced to live on the sofa, not allowed round fires, have to pay court fees, have this on my record and all that stuff...

So...yeah. Someone better put that out at some point.

 

[DJude]

Well i guess thats all good...
...
*thinks*
...
oh yeah! i leave for Italy in three days! yayy...

*walks in and makes the fire bigger*
*whistles "I don't Want to Set The World On Fire" *

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Nev, someone's been playing Fallout 3.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I'll do it later, Subject Sas.
*Sips tea*
*Spittake*
Subject Venn, you lucky bastard! It's been my dream to got to Italy!

Hiya Subject Nev!
*Throws muffin at*

 

[DJude]

Eh? nope subject, i've never played Fallout 3 at all...
*grabs the muffin and throws it back at Waffles*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm on the last boss in A Crack in Time and he is 5 times more difficult because I never upgraded my armour.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Noms muffin while it's in the air*
You don't muffins, Subject Nev?

Best of luck, Subject Max!

 

[Sassafrass]

You'd better do, subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Stares at fire*
Eh....
*Gets comfortable on couch*
(Subject)

 

[DJude]

*has disappeared*
Huh, wonder where subject Nev went...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Who knows, Subject Venn....

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm scared of fighting the final boss. Bad memories!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Be a man, Subject Max!