Subject Max, I'm sure this squirrel is drunk...
No point, subject Waffles, just sayin'. ...Huh, someone should put out that thing. Health and safety, you know. I mean, what if Health and Safety guys came in here and saw a cell that was on fire? They might get angry at it, sort of rage at me, send me several notices, I'll get swamped in paperwork, I'll get annoyed, I'll forget to sign or fill something out, I'll lose my cell, I'll be forced to live on the sofa, not allowed round fires, have to pay court fees, have this on my record and all that stuff...
So...yeah. Someone better put that out at some point.