The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Picks subject Waffles up by the shirt collar* So I've been told, now come on and let's sober you up?

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Vaudess I have a better idea, lets put him on the merry go round for a while

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gropes Subject Vaude breasts*
Honk honk!
*Laughs crazily*

YAAY MERRY-GO-ROUND!

 

[Lambi]

"VC activated, subject Lambi"

The hell, subject Waffles?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Twitches* I'm with you, subject LITV. Start up the merry-go-round!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, is that my Grog bottle!?!?*beats up Subject Waffles and takes back bottle*
He drank it! My family's recipe is extremely acidic! It has a pH of 1!

 

[Lost In The Void]

With pleasure *pulls comically designed lever to "Death" speed* *ties Subject waffles to smiling pony merry go round piece* *starts machine* Have fun Subject Waffles

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lost, let me tweak the machine a bit.
*tweaks machine and sets it to new setting*
Behold the new setting: "You're A Fucking Psycho to set it to this"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

It was weally goooooood, Subject Max!
*Laughs crazily*

*Is on merry-go-round*
WEEEE[SUB]EEEEEEE[/SUB]EEEEEEE[SUB]EEEEEEEEEE[/SUB]EEEEE-*Throws up*-EEEE[SUB]EEEEEEE[/SUB]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...He's having fun, subject LITV. Also there's some...sick near your shoes.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, it'll melt the mucus outlining on your stomach and melt your stomach too!

 

[Lost In The Void]

Ah it seems my umbrella didn't block it all *puts up bigger umbrella* Subjects I have an idea *switches music to Justin Beiber* Ear plugs Subjects?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

BUUUUU[SUB]UUUUTTT ITTTTT'S[/SUB] FUUUU[SUB]UUUUUNNNNN,[/SUB] SUUUUUBBB[SUB]BBBBBJEEEEECCCTT[/SUB] MAAAAAAX!!!

*Can't hear Justin Beiber music*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lost, I don't have ears. Skull Joke!*bounces quarter of merry-go-round into jar*

 

[Lost In The Void]

*jumps ontp Merry go round, inserts headphones into Subject Waffle's ears* *sets it to "teenage girl mix" and jumps back off the merry go round*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Quarter flies back out*
*Quarter gets lodged in Subject Max's skull*

*Earphones fly out*

 

[Roxas1359]

*jumps into merry-go-round and inserts ear phones in so far that they can't come out*
Only some surgery can get those out.*flies off merry go round and dies*
"VCA: Subject Max"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sighs and stops merry-go-round* That wasn't working, subjects.

 

[RBMidknight]

*Wanders into Asylum hallway*
*Collapses on couch*

Sooo...tired...traveling for 12 hours equals not fun.

*Waves pitifully at Subjects* Hi y'all.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Walks off dizzy*
What else ya got, subjects!?

Hiya, Subject RB!
*Throws muffin at*