The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[RBMidknight]

*Reaches up, misses muffin*
*It bounces off the top of the couch and-*
*Catches muffin*

Thanks, Subject Waffles.

*Nibbles muffin*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

So where ya go, Subject RB?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Dropkicks subject Waffles and picks him up by scruff of shirt*

Hey subject RB!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.......Are you trying to flirt with me, Subject Vaude?

 

[RBMidknight]

Hello, Subject Vaude.

Subject Waffles, I just got back from vacation (beach in NC) except we kept making side stops to shop / eat / etc. We left at 8am from the beach house and arrived at our destination at 8pm (+30 minutes for me to drive to my own house). What is about a six hour drive without stops became 12 hours with stops.

 

[Roxas1359]

*kicks off Subejct Waffles head*
"VCA: Subject Waffles"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hope ya had fun, Subject RB.

*Disassembles Subject Max in 0.5 seconds*
*Lines his bones like bowling pins*
*Grabs his head*
*Rolls his head into the pins*
STRIKE!!!

 

[RBMidknight]

Subject Waffles, It was fun. While it lasted.

*Watches head roll*

 

[Roxas1359]

*bones stand back up before being registered*
Oh Subject Waffles, seems like you got nothing!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Yeah I know, Subject RB.

It's ok, Subject Max. I wasn't really into bowling anyway. I'm more into-*Baseball bat appears in hand*-BASEBALL!
*Clocks Subject Max's skull*

 

[Roxas1359]

*I bite into the head phones that are lodged in Subject Waffles skull and pull him with me*
You're flying too buddy!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Earphones flies out ear*
*Ears start bleeding*
AH MY EARS!
*Bleeds horribly*
*Dies*
*VC: Subject Max*
Much better!
*Watch Subject Max's skull fly in the air*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, should it be this!*skull flies back and kills Subject Waffles*
"VCA: Subject Waffles"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I always wanted to try this!
*Catches Subject Max's skull*
*Lodges a Seastone in Subject Max's eyehole*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I blacked out for a minute there, what's going on, subjects?

 

[Roxas1359]

*nothing happens*
Subject Waffles, it doesn't work like that.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Nothing, Subject Vaude~!
*Juggles Subject Max's skull*

Really, Subject Max? Damn!
*Throws Subject Max's skull out of anger*

 

[Roxas1359]

*bites and rips off Subject Waffles nose*
Look! It's Micheal Jackson!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Micheal Jackson fan slaps Subject Max*
STILL TO SOON!
*She runs away crying*
......Who was that?
*Nose regenerates*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Watches while nomming popcorn*
Go, subjects, go!