The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

*tries to dive behind bar, but accidentally glomps Subject Vaude*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*A chain saw appears in my hands*
Come on, get up so I can knock ya down subject E.

 

[Baby Eater]

That it's awesome,subject Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why hello there, subject M2. XD

Damn straight, subject Toast!

Subject BT, why are you going to kill him?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Did...Did we do things, Subject Vaude?

 

[Baby Eater]

*high fives Vaude* Hell yeah,subject!

I'm going to bed subjects. G'night! *hugs all*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You have no idea how much these shoes cost subject Vaudess!!
*pulls a mortar along with another chainsaw*
Get up you son of a *****!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

May thine tail wag forever Subject Toast!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Goodnight subject Toast!

And no, no we didn't subject M2. Though could you get off of me?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

uuuuuh....
*Gets up*
My head hurts...what happened?
[whisper]Yes...get up....GET UP![/whisper]

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Okay. That's good. And yeah I will. Subject Vaude, at this point I'm more mudkip than human, so it would be like bestiality.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeuch, I know I'm drunk but not like that, subject M2.

Subject E! Are you okay?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No....
*falls over again*
I AM ABOUT TO JUST RIP YOU TO SHREDS WHILE YOU ARE STILL ON THE FLOOR!
God dammit subject E!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*dives behind bar, but somehow manages to knock over Subject BT* Now where is that stuff?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
It's in the icing...but ill never tell subject M2.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's under the bar, subject M2.

*Puts bartender's jacket under subject E's head*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*telekinetically lifts bar* Ahh! There it is! *drinks* *slams bar down on Subject E's head* Oops..?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I swear to god subject Vaudess, if you keep telling him where all my weapons are im gonna!
GAH!
OH.....well then.

*Slowly staggers back up*
OW! I think someone broke my nose...ahhh....
I don't feel so good.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject BT, I was only saying where the alcohol remover was!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh...Well then I owe you an apology subject Vaudess.

God why didn't ya just kill me?
*legs are wobbly**Left arm is numb*
And of course I can't feel anything in my left arm....great.