The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

Happy to oblige, Subject E! *pulls out death ray*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

See! He was asking for a chainsaw up the back! And you took it away from me! Your heartless for not letting me kill subject E!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject E, we better get you checked out. This bar isn't insured.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Actually I like the chainsaw up the back idea by subject BT.

Good!
*Pulls up chainsaw*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

THERE WILL BE NO MURDER IN THIS BAR! *telekinetically restrains both Subjects*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Oh come on!
See! Subject E wants it! He needs it!
*Pulls up a shotgun*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*Rips off Subject BT's hands with telekinesis* Now, do you promise to be good?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OW! SON OF A *****!
OH GOD MY VISION IS FADING!
ARRRR! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
JESUS CHRIST MAN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
Just...kill...me....now.....god.
GAH! Fine, ill be checked out now subject Vaudess, then ill let either god or subject BT kill me.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Oh quit being a baby, Subject BT. Subject Vaude, get the medicine.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh* *Changes from bartender uniform to nurse's*

Subjects BT and E, come on, to the medical pavilion.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OH MY GOD THE BLOOD IS EVERY WHERE!
Can you maybe put some poison in the medicine im getting subject Vaudess?
*Starts to walk to the medical pavilion

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject BT, where is your arm? I'll re-attach it.

Subject E, don't speak like that. *Gives small dosage of morphine*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Babies, Subject Vaude. They're both babies, I tell you.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes...yes I am one subject M2, now kill me.

OH MY GOD!
Back at the bar...Now I know who I will kill.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*sigh* Fine, Subject E. MASENKO!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Smacks subject M2 with a clipboard*
He just has a bad hangover, subject!

*Goes to get arm*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*it doesn't do anything*
What the...What the hell!
Quick do it again!
Now I feel woozy...I know I wanna catch you subject Unicorn dragon, but you will never let me!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess. I was just obliging a man's wish, Subject Vaude.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject M2, he's simply suffering from a hangover and a broken arm.

Subject BT, sit still. *Re-attaches arm*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Actually I don't get hangovers, I get like this when I get hit hard by stupidity rays...
*points at subject BT*
He is 99.99% of the stupidity...the other .01% is from M2.
LET ME CATCH YOU SUBJECT UNICORN DRAGON!