The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[DJude]

*notices Lycan* oh, now what happened?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Listen here Subject Venn, if you so much as lay one hand on my beautiful hea-

Cheeel out Reeeeeed, he's seeeeems like the groooooovy kiiind, so, uh, go hit Bluuuue for a whiiiiiiile.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Releases self from VV's hold and snaps fingers*
CANE GUN!
*Hobbles off to desk*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lycan, what did you do to my cane? I never put a gun in it.

 

[DJude]

*appears behind Red* now, lets take a look here... *places hand on top of Red's head* huh, one, two, three, four, four different personas all originating from ICH... impressive, for a newcomer, but then again not really, since most of us have more than five different personalities, infact i myself have over twenty of them, with the exception of the three other overseeing minds in this body but i won't trouble you with all that right now, so don't worry, you'll soon lose all traces of your sanity, and when that happens it will be a glorious day, perhaps we'll have a party? yes! a party! with cake! how nice...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Lycan, have I upset you? *Tilts head*

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Cake you say? Well isn't this a wonderful day! But I, uh, do belive you have miscalculated your original count.

Maybe one day you wiil meet all of us, in time. Until then Subject Venn, until then.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

No,no,subject VV,I just had the most wonderful idea
*Locks door behind*
*Emerges later with a gun*
*shoots floor*
*Golden cane materializes*
SUCCESS!

 

[Rainboq]

Wow, you subjects are my kind of people!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh I see, subject Lycan! Very nice!

 

[Roxas1359]

Why hello there Subject Rain.
Oh give me my old cane back Subject Lycan!*grabs purple cane*

 

[DJude]

*still has hand on Red's head* hmmm, wait, no, what the- this is, oh god... *is seemingly momentarily paralyzed* arrAGGHH!! *struggles but then pulls hand away from Red* ahehehehehhh, ahaha, aha, hahhh.... amazing... you, you will fit in just fine here, heh heh, oh yes, just fine....

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Purple cane Maaaaax? Purple's my liiiike, favourite color maaaaaaan. Where'd you get? Woooah.... did anyone else get that feeling like your head just shrank?


Indeed... [sub]And why is our good friend, Subject Venn still talking to Red? I suggest you find the rest of yourself Comedy, before this starts to get worse[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Comedy, I'm sorry but it is my cane.*shows mark that I made and can't be copyed*
It's like the signature on my work.

 

[DJude]

*appears besides the ICH collective* I've been adressing the lot of you this whole time, while i was checking out the telepathic bond you all share i also saw the rest of Red's mind, and, well... *abruptedly pauses with a shocked look* ...! *a large pulse of pure energy emits from VENN's head* *his eyes are now back to normal* *holds the side of his head*.....ahhh... crap, that always happens when i come back to this place, damn psychokinetic matter... ugh.. *looks at self* damn, i like being all powerful like that, oh well, guess i'll just have to wait 'til next time...

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

No frets Maaaaax, just admiring the purplenessissity of your purple cane. S'cool cane.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Transport plane half-hazardly drops a lead box labled "Mentally unstable and incredibly annoying. Send VERY far away"

Subjects? You out there?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, we read you. Over.

 

[DJude]

*sniffs* ...that smells like, Toast! *warps the lead box infront of him and breaks it open* Subject Toast! How've ya been?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, where have you been? I had to derail this thread myself with explosives.[sub]Boom boom[/sub]