The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Hey subject Venn! Man the world outside's changed. You kidnap ONE Prime Minister and go on 500 killing sprees and suddenly you're a menace to society.

Care to help me out of the chains?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Pleasure to meet you, Subject Toast. If we haven't met before in the past.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, hold on.*takes off chains* There you go.

 

[DJude]

I know what you mean... *snaps fingers and the chains ignite into flames and disappear* man i love doing that...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I have to go subjects.

 

[DJude]

Goodbye Subject Lycan!

 

[Roxas1359]

Bye Subject Lycan.
*catches on fire*
Atsui, Atsui desu yo!

 

[Baby Eater]

Bye subject Lycan.

Hi subject Comedy!

Thanks subject Venn/Max. So how's everyone doing?

 

[DJude]

You missed it, when i came back the intensity of the trans-dimensional/psychokinetic energy overwhelmed my mind again and i exploded!
Well, okay, i didn't explode, but there was a bunch of really freakin big explosions around me when it happened...

 

[Roxas1359]

*jumps in water and jumps out*
*panting*Just fine Subject Toast.
Subject Venn, that may have been my fault. While I was doing some construction, some of the other Subjects were doing some black magic that screwed up a lot of things in people's heads here. I should have been watching them.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Very well Subject Toast, apart from the 'Ol' Yeller' incident Subject Max imposed on me, though I don't blame him.

I do.

Hush you.

 

[DJude]

Oh, and i accidentally lit Subject Max on fire...

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Hey, it happens Subject Venn... you seem a lot nicer now, for some strange reason.

 

[Baby Eater]

*squirts Max with a squirt gun*
Explosions,subject Venn?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, some of the Subjects were doing some black magic while I was building my lab and I guess something went wrong or something.

 

[DJude]

Yeah, like i said, whenever i come back from a prolonged absence, i lose a lot of the essential reality warping power and insight that i would normally have, and when i come back, since this asylum has become a sort of sub-dimensional hub and contains aswell as produces a lot of this power that can restore my original being, it all rushes back into my mind at such a rate that there is quite a bit of excess energy, so i revert to a sort of supreme-godlike state of being, and it tends to make me act... different, to say the least....

 

[Baby Eater]

Did they use the crocodile's testicles like I said subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, I don't kno...wait you told them to do the black magic? Why?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

A lab Subject Max? You have a lab?

[sub]I think... an opportunity has arisen gentlemen [/sub]

 

[DJude]

Yes, Subject Max has a lab, but don't get any ideas, its best for you to stay as you are and just let it further develop, besides, didn't you destroy your lab when M2 had the twins Subject Max?