The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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I have a good joke. A plane is flying over the rockies, with only two passengers, Bill Gates and a boy scout. All of a sudden, the plane starts going down and the pilot comes out and says, "Alright, we only have two parachutes, so we'll have to decide who's ggoing to jump.". Immediatly, Bill stands up and says, "I'm the smartest computer programmer on Earth! I have to survive!" and jumps out. The boy scout is sitting there perfectly calm and the pilot says, "Little boy, we only have one little parachute so you might as well jump out, I should die.". The boy just says. "That's ok Mr. pilot man. We can both escape because the smartest Compurtor programmer on earth just jumped out o' the plane with my knapsack!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OW!
SUBJECT TRIPLE M!
*sigh*
I was reading..
Fine
*spin kicks subject M2 in the face*
He needs those ya know?
SUBJECT TRIPLE M!
*sigh*
I was reading..
Fine
*spin kicks subject M2 in the face*
He needs those ya know?
Subject Max not to mention their hair defies gravity and their eyes turn greenish blue with no pupils
Subject Dis I got a better one:
At a man's funeral his friend asks the widow "So why did he kill himself?"
The widow replies"He realised he was gay but was in too much grief after starting a family with me...."
The friend says "Wow he was gay!? He didn't kiss me like he was gay!"
At a man's funeral his friend asks the widow "So why did he kill himself?"
The widow replies"He realised he was gay but was in too much grief after starting a family with me...."
The friend says "Wow he was gay!? He didn't kiss me like he was gay!"
Oh god that sooooo hurt, and subject E is known as the pretty boy dumb ass.
Are all mudkips like that subject BT?
Yeah basically.
Are all mudkips like that subject BT?
Yeah basically.
Sigh...
*reads a note*
Remember, if subject Glenn gets pervy, get the sledge hammer and do this Red faction style.
*gets sledge hammer*
OOOOh subject Glenn!
*reads a note*
Remember, if subject Glenn gets pervy, get the sledge hammer and do this Red faction style.
*gets sledge hammer*
OOOOh subject Glenn!
Subject Toast, meh....
*turns to Smag/Glenn*
*eyes blaring red*
*kicks them both in the head so fast their skulls shatter*
*appears where the fragments are directed and forces them back towards the two with some sort of wave of energy, causing it to be like a close range shotgun blast to both their bodies*
*their bodys are riddled with small holes*
Hello Subject Smag... *notices Smag without a head* oh, sorry, i meant to only do that to Glenn, its just that you were right next to him, it couldn't be helped, oh well...
*eyes flash and Smag's head returns to normal, Glenn's however, remains as it is*'
Subject BLT, i dealt with it already, no need for the Red Faction sledgehammer...
*turns to Smag/Glenn*
*eyes blaring red*
*kicks them both in the head so fast their skulls shatter*
*appears where the fragments are directed and forces them back towards the two with some sort of wave of energy, causing it to be like a close range shotgun blast to both their bodies*
*their bodys are riddled with small holes*
Hello Subject Smag... *notices Smag without a head* oh, sorry, i meant to only do that to Glenn, its just that you were right next to him, it couldn't be helped, oh well...
*eyes flash and Smag's head returns to normal, Glenn's however, remains as it is*'
Subject BLT, i dealt with it already, no need for the Red Faction sledgehammer...
Wow, didn't know you were that powerful subject VENN. Surprising.
*smiles*
Oh god your smiling....
Why are you smiling?
Stop being as scary as subject E!
*smiles*
Oh god your smiling....
Why are you smiling?
Stop being as scary as subject E!