The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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Subject Venn,two zombies are eating a clown when one says "This tastes funny"
*Buh dum tish*
*chokes Venn,fire in eyes* LAUGH DAMMIT!
*Buh dum tish*
*chokes Venn,fire in eyes* LAUGH DAMMIT!
I said as subject E, Subject Max.
Hey subject VENN can I do it this time, subject E never let me use his sledge hammer!
Hey subject VENN can I do it this time, subject E never let me use his sledge hammer!
Hur hur subject Toast
[sup]actually, i did laugh at that one[/sup]
Subject Smag, not if i was DEAD
*grabs Glenn's hand, rips it off and forces it, along with her arm, through Glenn's body*
*pulls arm out of Glenn*
*grabs both sides of the hole in Glenn and violently rips him apart*
Sorry Subject M3, too late...
Bye Subject M2! and yes, i will...
[sup]actually, i did laugh at that one[/sup]
Subject Smag, not if i was DEAD
*grabs Glenn's hand, rips it off and forces it, along with her arm, through Glenn's body*
*pulls arm out of Glenn*
*grabs both sides of the hole in Glenn and violently rips him apart*
Sorry Subject M3, too late...
Bye Subject M2! and yes, i will...
AWWW!
I wanted to kill him this time...
Oh, and it's subject Triple M, not subject BLT, I hate being mixed up with him as much as subject E does.
Oh! then i get to beat him with the meat tenderizer subject VENN!
I wanted to kill him this time...
Oh, and it's subject Triple M, not subject BLT, I hate being mixed up with him as much as subject E does.
Oh! then i get to beat him with the meat tenderizer subject VENN!
Subject Max I have better ones but I'm not sure if they're too offensive.... I GOT ONE!
A man is staying at a hotel in Vegas. One night he goes down to play blackjack when suddenly he had to shit really bad. All the stalls at the casino were used so he ran up to his hotel room. However,his toilet is out of order so without any other choice,he pulled a plant from a pot,did his business,then put the plant back.
After a few weeks he gets a letter from the hotel saying"Sir,all is forgiven. Just tell us where it is!"
A man is staying at a hotel in Vegas. One night he goes down to play blackjack when suddenly he had to shit really bad. All the stalls at the casino were used so he ran up to his hotel room. However,his toilet is out of order so without any other choice,he pulled a plant from a pot,did his business,then put the plant back.
After a few weeks he gets a letter from the hotel saying"Sir,all is forgiven. Just tell us where it is!"
Subject Venn, lets just say it involves Subject Glenn's reproductive systems "failing".
Oh goody goody I get to try it.
Subject Glenn~*points large amount of radiation at Subject Glenn causing him to become sterile* Now for the next part.*castration*
Oh goody goody I get to try it.
Subject Glenn~*points large amount of radiation at Subject Glenn causing him to become sterile* Now for the next part.*castration*
Subject Toast. Beat this.
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
*eyes glow bright red*
*rips through all the restraints, flips onto Glenns shoulder, and kicks off his head*
*appears standing infront of Glenn with two large blades before he falls*
*forces both of the blades into his chest, rips one out, and jams it into his open neck*
*uses the other one to horizontally slash through his chest*
*swings around and kicks Glenn, creating a massive hole*
*appears away from Glenn with the others*
*Glenns body falls to the floor and explodes behind VENN as her hair is frilled by the force of the blast*
Subject dis, i think i've heard that one before....
*rips through all the restraints, flips onto Glenns shoulder, and kicks off his head*
*appears standing infront of Glenn with two large blades before he falls*
*forces both of the blades into his chest, rips one out, and jams it into his open neck*
*uses the other one to horizontally slash through his chest*
*swings around and kicks Glenn, creating a massive hole*
*appears away from Glenn with the others*
*Glenns body falls to the floor and explodes behind VENN as her hair is frilled by the force of the blast*
Subject dis, i think i've heard that one before....