The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh, then, the fridge is over there, Subject Ren.
*Points fridge-wise*

 

[Ren3004]

*opens fridge*

Subject Waffles, there is something terribly wrong with it.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Is it worthy of getting my shotgun, Subject Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Waffles... there are no severed heads in this fridge.

*DUN DUN DUN*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sweet Lusus of Gog!
*Grabs Subject Ren*
CALM DOWN, MAN! JUST CALM THE FUCK, DOWN! WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS!

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Waffles, I... I'm scared...
[sub][sub]Hold me...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, back from Budget Driving.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Holds Subject Ren and weeps quietly*
We'll get through, we will...

SUBJECT NERO! There are no severed heads in the fridge!
...Also, hi, and how was it?

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Nero, please... *sniff* Tell me you've got severed heads with you... *sniff*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

He will, Subject Ren! *Sniff* Th-then, everything will be back to normal, ok?

 

[Ren3004]

N-nothing *sniff* will ev-v-v-ver be *sniff* normal again, subject Waffles!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, no I'm sorry...they have discontinued severed heads. T~T

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...No...NO....[HEADING=1]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/HEADING]
*Sob loudly*
(Subject)

 

[Ren3004]

It's not worth living any more, subjects! *kills self*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*VC: Subject Ren*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, but I did bring candied hearts! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shakes Subject Nero*
IT'S NOT THE SAME! XD

 

[Ren3004]

Like, real hearts that have been turned into candy, subject Nero?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

IT DOESN'T MATTER, SUBJECT REN! WE HAVE NO HEADS!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, yep.
Subject Waffles, too bad!