Thank you, subject Nero!
*bites heart*
Mmmmm... You can taste the sub-aortic curtain!
Now, let's sing The Drugs Song!
There's Aspirin, Adrenalin and also Aminofilin
Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin and Rifampicin
Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin and Warfarin
And Estrogen, Progestogen and Canesten and Cloroquine!
There's Bendroflumethiazide and also Ciclophosphamide
And Metoclopramide, Acetazolamide, Tropicamide
Loparamide, Amiloride a Ciclizin and Frusemide.
And if you're up the duff, then you'd best avoid Thalidomide.
There's Lithium, Fluoxetine and also Amitriptiline
Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN and Azathioprine
Miconazole, Atenolol, and also Cloramphenicol
And if you want to overdose, there's always Paracetamol
There's Night Nurse, and there's Phenytoin, Zyrtec and Diazepam
Lithium, Temazapam, Midazolam, Clonazepam
Testosterone, Aldosterone, and Valium and Insulin
And Lidocaine and Piriton and Ventalin and Ritalin
There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cephalexin and Cephedrine
And Metronidazole, and Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim
Erythromicin, Gentamicin, Macrolides, Nifedipine
And Actifed and Sudafed, and Calpol with no sugar in
There's Phenelzine, and Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine
Potassium and Calcium and every kind of vitamin
And Pethedine and Methadone, and Speed, Cocaine and Heroin
And Cannabis and Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol and Nicotine
You must remember all these drugs, the names of which you learned from me
Or fuck'em all and get a job in orthopaedic surgery