The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Great Scott, subject Martin.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're so mean, subject Tox! I was only going to destroy it a little bit!

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Vee, that little bit was a slum! You had a perfectly good orphanage right next to it!

 

[Ren3004]

Well, we can't destroy it, then! Where's a place filled with dozens of poor, innocent orphans when you need one?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...You hold a good point, subject Ren. I'm going to build several of them. Then destroy them!

 

[Ren3004]

A perfect plan, subject Vee!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mwahahahahahahaaa, subject Ren!

 

[Ren3004]

MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, subjects Vee and Martin.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Evilness, subjects.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Martin, which one was that?

 

[Ren3004]

But subject Martin, evil laughing is half the reason I became an evil overlord!
[sub]The other half was all the sexy evil ninjas.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

At least we aren't telling the people we've captured our plans, subjects.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Vee, not yet.

 

[Ren3004]

Eh, sounds good, subject Martin.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Puts on rave goggles*
(Subjects)

 

[Ren3004]

*Dyes his hair purple*

Do I look good, subjects?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Awesome, subject Ren!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I leave to go to my Grandama's house and you people have a rave without me!? I am appalled, subjects!

 

[Ren3004]

*Dyes subject Vee's hair purple*

Er... Excuse me for a moment...

*goes into his room and comes back out with different pants*

I'm sorry, subject Waffles, it wasn't on purpose... *offers to shake hands*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Glares at subject Ren*

*Rejects muffin*
HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY SKILL WITH YOUR FILTH, SUBJECT TOX!?