The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Subject Waffles, that link leads nowhere. There's nothing there. Nothing. No trailer for a doomed reboot with terrible CGI. No sound of millions of people crying as what started as one of the first great superhero movie franchises is brutally raped by money-hungry executives in front of their eyes. Just emptiness, relaxation, peace and quiet.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T, SUBJECT TOAST!
*Cries* XD

Subject Ren...It hurts, I know, but....You have to accept it, there's no getting around it. It's like...Like, shit on the sidewalk, you CAN ignore it, but deep down, you know you saw it and if you keep pretending like you didn't you just might step in it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yooooou, subject Toast~~~ X3 *Huggle*

Mwahahahaaaaa, subject Waffles~ *Extends arms to noogie* >:3 XD

...*Bodyslams subject Ren* XD

 

[Baby Eater]

AND I'LL MAKE YOU WATCH IT SUBJECT WAFFLES! XD

Subject Martin cool people don't dance anymore. They hump the air with high-caliber rifles.

I'm your toasteh buddie subject Vee? *Sparkly eyes* XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course, subject Toast! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Disco point*
(Subject)

*Puts on helmet*
In your face, subject Vaude! > XD

PLEASE DON'T, HAVE MERCY, SUBJECT TOAST! XD

 

[Ren3004]

*Bodyslams subject Vee into the kitchen* XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Welp, looks like you're gonna get hugged, subject Waffles~~~ > XD

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects, someone just rang my bell.
*hides under table*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Does a spycrab pose and dances with subject martin*

WHAT IS THIS MERCY YOU SPEAK OF SUBJECT WAFFLES!? XD

I feel so special subject Vee! I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them! XD

It's probably me with a bloody knife and a box set of Golden Girls on DVD subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Toast, I'm gonna open the door then...

*comes back after 2 hours holding four bibles*

Subject Toast, they were Bible Salesmen! How could you do this to me?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Covers myself in porcupines*
In your face again, subject Vaude!

OH PLEASE NO, SUBJECT TOAST, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

I kept in with what you said and subject Tox's Disco part, subject Ren. I think that deserves a cookie.

 

[Baby Eater]

Until we catch Disco Fever or you get a friction burn from humping the gun subject Martin.

I'm just that evil subject Ren. X3

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Cracks fingers and ends up in Chun Li outfit* Do we need to discuss who lives in the kitchen, subject Ren? XD

Haaaaau~ Best friendship ever, subject Toast~~~ XD

 

[Baby Eater]

You know you're best buds when someone wants to disembowl you subject Vee! XD
Chun Li outfit? No Cammy outfit? I am disappoint. XD

 

[Ren3004]

Isn't it my best friends, Mr. Stove and Ms. Frying Pan, subject Vee?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You just set back women's right back 20 years with that one sentence, subject Vaude. XD!

 

[Baby Eater]

Well considering she's about to kick his ass I think not subject Waffles. XD
ALSO, YOU KNOW EMO PETER PARKER FROM SPIDER MAN 3? I'M GONNA MAKE HIM LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME! XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's how I roll, subject Waffles? You think I give a fuck about women? XD!

Why yes, subject Ren, now make me an omlette. XD

...*Changes to Cammy for subject Toast* XD And Exactly~~~ BFFS! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Well, you are a woman, subject Vaude...So you can fuck yourself? XD!

Yeah, I know, subject Tox!

...Touche, subject Toast. XD
HAVE YOU NO SOUL!? XD