The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

We can make it stupider if we try subject Waffles! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

B-But how, subject Toast!? HOW?! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

With the power of basic cable news subject Waffles! The most idiotic thing in the world this side of Youtube comments! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

That...Is...Genius, subject Toast!
Quick to FOX News!
XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Jumps into the Toastmobile whilst dressed as BatToast* XD
(Subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Jumps in the ToastMobile as Waffles the Boy Wonder*
Why am I your sidekick!? XD
(Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

Because I'm the only one with a driver's license subject Waffles! XD

*Drives through the garage door*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

True dat, subject Toast. Watch out for that little ki-Or run over him, whatever you feel. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Hands subject Waffles a batstick* Can you poke him with this for a bit? It should knock him off the windshield. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Mumbles as I get a child's carcass off the windshield* XD
(Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

I forgot where we were going subject Waffles!

*Drives into a giant Mall filled with squishy children* XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Goddammit, subject Toast! Do you know how long it'll take for me to clean that!? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

It'll give you something to do subject Waffles!

*Stops at a Jamba Juice before continuing my rampage* XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh! And you didn't even buy me anything! D:< XD
(Subject)

 

[Baby Eater]

I'll get you a happy meal on the way out subject Waffles! *Rides up the down escalator* XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Do you even know where your going, subject Toast!?
(Subject)

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Waffles, I know you made a grammatical error. *smacks head*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Is still driving* Where the hell are we going subjects?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...No idea, subject Toast!

 

[RBMidknight]

*sits relatively safe and sound in the Asylum*

You aren't using a GPS system, Subject Toast?