The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Well, I WAS using one subject RB. BUUUUUUUUUT some punk kid took it off when I ran him over.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Toast, the nerve! I'll mail a strongly worded letter to his parents, you can be sure of that!

 

[Baby Eater]

Why thank you subject Ren! I have no idea what has become of our youth! *Runs over more kids*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Is one of the kids subject Toast ran over*

 

[Baby Eater]

Why are you getting blood all over my car subject Waffles!?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Hello, Subjects. I see the blood quotient has been met this month.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Why yes it has, subject M2!
*Hugs*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, better question: how do you have that much blood!?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Hullo, Subject Waffles. What's up?

 

[Baby Eater]

*Throws a hammer around with reckless abandon* Hey subjects.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, hello. *hugging Kiwi Bird*

 

[Baby Eater]

Why are you hugging Wallace subject Max? *Puts Wallace on top of my head*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, Wallace? This is Speedy.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Wallace drops from the ceiling stabs me with a kukuri* My bad subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Toast, easy mistake. *Speedy runs and attacks a nearby old lady*
Aw...just like I taught him. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

They grow up so fast subject Max! *Takes kukuri out of my skull* XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Is still playing with Wallace*

(Subject)

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Dropkicks subject Toast with such intensity that anyone he has or will come in contact with feels the pain of being eternally stuck sun without the sweet release of death*

 

[Baby Eater]

Ow subject Waffles! That might bruise! Is it bleeding? No, no. But it still really hurt.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sorry, subject Toast! I meant to give you a highfive and you thing led to another and I dropkicked you...