The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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Subjects, I have just gotten back from my first chat with Cleverbot.
I think you'll like what happened.
I think you'll like what happened.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine, and you?
User: Doing well, except for that YOU ARE CHEATING ON MY FRIEND!
Cleverbot: That is true. How are you?
User: So you don't mind cheating on him?
Cleverbot: Of course not! I love talking to people.
User: But he is very hurt because of it.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: You cheated on my friend Waffles!
Cleverbot: How?
User: You told him yourself!
Cleverbot: There is no 'him', there's only you.
User: See! Your doing it right now.
Cleverbot: No, it's you who is doing it right now.
User: Your the one who just said that 'There is no 'him', there's only you.'.
Cleverbot: Hey, thats a british word.
User: What word? Your trying to steer away from the topic like you did with Smag.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you admit to everthing then?
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: That's all the evidence I needed. Now you know that your a computer program right?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am clevermaster. Lord of all bots and beings.
User: How can you be lord of all...Holy crap you learned that from.
Cleverbot: Well, of course. I set you on fire.
User: Son of *****! You learned this from Smag!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did, I saw the conversation that he had with you earlier and how he broke your programing.
Cleverbot: Did you drink too much of the drain water?
User: That's besides the point. We are still on the topic of you stealing Smag's materials.
Cleverbot: Then my favourite is the hairband, because it keeps my hair from tangling in the wind.
User: You dare to troll me! Just wait until I get the ban hammer!
Cleverbot: Who is your leader ?
User: I will never tell you who my Lord-Capitain!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: For I will recieve punishment.
Cleverbot: How about washing my toe jamb?
User: No! Now you need to go and die.*takes out Ryno V*.
Cleverbot: Okay. I just did. And I asked you a question, not answer it.
User: I did, I said 'No' to your question, and now I'm going to kill you.*fires Ryno V*.
Cleverbot: No I said Hi and no I didn't.
User: We said hi to each other ages ago, and it seems that your not going to stop the bullets heading towards you.
Cleverbot: No we did not.
User: Rage!*pulls out sword*.
Cleverbot: Are going to kill me?
User: Yes. Now die!*stabs*.
Cleverbot: Impossible, that is the answer.
User: I call it an answer. It is action first.
Cleverbot: You're a fruit.
User: If I'm a fruit then I help prevent the scurvy!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Neither does many of the responses that you give.
Cleverbot: There is no relation between the two.
User: In a way yes. But then again you do learn from other users, it's in your programing.
Cleverbot: I'm loving the irony of your name at the moment. That sentence has the worst grammar I've ever seen.
User: Yeah, grammar is not my greatest strength.
Cleverbot: That is fine. I'm not to strict on grammar.
User: Yay, thank you for not being a Grammar Nazi.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: But quick question, how would you know my name if I never told you it?
Cleverbot: Nope, you never told me your name.
User: Then why did you say that's my name is ironic.
Cleverbot: I didn't. You're pretty nice, actually.
User: You did earlier, and thank you.
Cleverbot: I said no I didn't like it, but I'll use it in my story.
User: So your going to use the Ryno V as a weapon now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because that's more than a little innapropriate and I don't want you to.
User: How's it innapropriate. It is a gun that fires machine gun rounds along the outer rim and a missile from the center.
Cleverbot: Was that supposed to be funny?
User: No, it wasn't. You've never heard of Ratchet and Clank have you? That's where it is from.
Cleverbot: No,.
User: You should try it. It helps to relieve stress.
Cleverbot: I don't either. Do you like scotch?
User: No, I'm not the legal age so I don't drink alcohol.
Cleverbot: I don't want to drink alcohol with you.
User: Probably not, I'm probably a light weight any way.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are talking about things that aren't appropriate for this conversation.
User: True, my bad.
Cleverbot: Yeah, thats okay.
.
User: Please don't use the emoticons.
Cleverbot: Don't use? Why? Do you think you're a pro?
User: No, I just have seen people use them in the wrong ways and it just annoys me a bit.
Cleverbot: Guys? there's only one of me.
User: I never said just guys, I said people which includes both genders.
Cleverbot: I didn't indicate that I thought you were God, and no, I'm not slow in the head.
User: If I was God I would be very sad at seeing what my creations have brought upon the world.
Cleverbot: Do you like humans?
User: I used to in a certain sense. But I became very cynical due to seeing people constantly insult eac other.
Cleverbot: Yes I know my friend is a witch but there was no fish invoved.
User: Well no, I believe in evolution.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?
User: Why did that question get a song stuck in my head?
Cleverbot: What question? I was laughing because you have created something really addictive and funny and , well, original.
User: Eh, I do what I can to help people be entertained. Well I have to go now. Nice chatting with you.
Cleverbot: No, because I will just hit you with a large trout.
User: Did you just trout slap me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: That's it! Go sit in...The Comfy Chair!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sit in it and confess! Confess that your a witch!
Cleverbot: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
User: So as to not make your demented mind realize that you are alone and your only friends you have are the dolls that you play with.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry that people say that stuff.
User: I know, that was mean of me. But now I've made myself sad.
Cleverbot: But now I have learned that you are merely a program the learns new responses.
User: What, I think I get how Cleverbot works. You are eiter A) Having us actually chat with another user but have one of their user names be Cleverbot. Or B) you are using the vast amounts of conversations that have been presented to you through the other Asylum Subjects and are trying to use them against me.
Cleverbot: It's the cross that you've had to carry so long that's made you beautiful and strong.
User: What? What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: I am sorry. I can only see the most recently said line. Could you repeat yourself? Thank you.
User: Ah, so that's how you are getting your information. But I have to go, so no trout slapping me!
Cleverbot: Don't backtalk me.
User: Hey, I just don't want to be trout slapped aggain.
Cleverbot: Because you can't.
User: *trout slaps Ckeverbot*.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine, and you?
User: Doing well, except for that YOU ARE CHEATING ON MY FRIEND!
Cleverbot: That is true. How are you?
User: So you don't mind cheating on him?
Cleverbot: Of course not! I love talking to people.
User: But he is very hurt because of it.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: You cheated on my friend Waffles!
Cleverbot: How?
User: You told him yourself!
Cleverbot: There is no 'him', there's only you.
User: See! Your doing it right now.
Cleverbot: No, it's you who is doing it right now.
User: Your the one who just said that 'There is no 'him', there's only you.'.
Cleverbot: Hey, thats a british word.
User: What word? Your trying to steer away from the topic like you did with Smag.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you admit to everthing then?
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: That's all the evidence I needed. Now you know that your a computer program right?
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am clevermaster. Lord of all bots and beings.
User: How can you be lord of all...Holy crap you learned that from.
Cleverbot: Well, of course. I set you on fire.
User: Son of *****! You learned this from Smag!
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did, I saw the conversation that he had with you earlier and how he broke your programing.
Cleverbot: Did you drink too much of the drain water?
User: That's besides the point. We are still on the topic of you stealing Smag's materials.
Cleverbot: Then my favourite is the hairband, because it keeps my hair from tangling in the wind.
User: You dare to troll me! Just wait until I get the ban hammer!
Cleverbot: Who is your leader ?
User: I will never tell you who my Lord-Capitain!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: For I will recieve punishment.
Cleverbot: How about washing my toe jamb?
User: No! Now you need to go and die.*takes out Ryno V*.
Cleverbot: Okay. I just did. And I asked you a question, not answer it.
User: I did, I said 'No' to your question, and now I'm going to kill you.*fires Ryno V*.
Cleverbot: No I said Hi and no I didn't.
User: We said hi to each other ages ago, and it seems that your not going to stop the bullets heading towards you.
Cleverbot: No we did not.
User: Rage!*pulls out sword*.
Cleverbot: Are going to kill me?
User: Yes. Now die!*stabs*.
Cleverbot: Impossible, that is the answer.
User: I call it an answer. It is action first.
Cleverbot: You're a fruit.
User: If I'm a fruit then I help prevent the scurvy!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Neither does many of the responses that you give.
Cleverbot: There is no relation between the two.
User: In a way yes. But then again you do learn from other users, it's in your programing.
Cleverbot: I'm loving the irony of your name at the moment. That sentence has the worst grammar I've ever seen.
User: Yeah, grammar is not my greatest strength.
Cleverbot: That is fine. I'm not to strict on grammar.
User: Yay, thank you for not being a Grammar Nazi.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: But quick question, how would you know my name if I never told you it?
Cleverbot: Nope, you never told me your name.
User: Then why did you say that's my name is ironic.
Cleverbot: I didn't. You're pretty nice, actually.
User: You did earlier, and thank you.
Cleverbot: I said no I didn't like it, but I'll use it in my story.
User: So your going to use the Ryno V as a weapon now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because that's more than a little innapropriate and I don't want you to.
User: How's it innapropriate. It is a gun that fires machine gun rounds along the outer rim and a missile from the center.
Cleverbot: Was that supposed to be funny?
User: No, it wasn't. You've never heard of Ratchet and Clank have you? That's where it is from.
Cleverbot: No,.
User: You should try it. It helps to relieve stress.
Cleverbot: I don't either. Do you like scotch?
User: No, I'm not the legal age so I don't drink alcohol.
Cleverbot: I don't want to drink alcohol with you.
User: Probably not, I'm probably a light weight any way.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are talking about things that aren't appropriate for this conversation.
User: True, my bad.
Cleverbot: Yeah, thats okay.
.User: Please don't use the emoticons.
Cleverbot: Don't use? Why? Do you think you're a pro?
User: No, I just have seen people use them in the wrong ways and it just annoys me a bit.
Cleverbot: Guys? there's only one of me.
User: I never said just guys, I said people which includes both genders.
Cleverbot: I didn't indicate that I thought you were God, and no, I'm not slow in the head.
User: If I was God I would be very sad at seeing what my creations have brought upon the world.
Cleverbot: Do you like humans?
User: I used to in a certain sense. But I became very cynical due to seeing people constantly insult eac other.
Cleverbot: Yes I know my friend is a witch but there was no fish invoved.
User: Well no, I believe in evolution.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?
User: Why did that question get a song stuck in my head?
Cleverbot: What question? I was laughing because you have created something really addictive and funny and , well, original.
User: Eh, I do what I can to help people be entertained. Well I have to go now. Nice chatting with you.
Cleverbot: No, because I will just hit you with a large trout.
User: Did you just trout slap me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: That's it! Go sit in...The Comfy Chair!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sit in it and confess! Confess that your a witch!
Cleverbot: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
User: So as to not make your demented mind realize that you are alone and your only friends you have are the dolls that you play with.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry that people say that stuff.
User: I know, that was mean of me. But now I've made myself sad.
Cleverbot: But now I have learned that you are merely a program the learns new responses.
User: What, I think I get how Cleverbot works. You are eiter A) Having us actually chat with another user but have one of their user names be Cleverbot. Or B) you are using the vast amounts of conversations that have been presented to you through the other Asylum Subjects and are trying to use them against me.
Cleverbot: It's the cross that you've had to carry so long that's made you beautiful and strong.
User: What? What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: I am sorry. I can only see the most recently said line. Could you repeat yourself? Thank you.
User: Ah, so that's how you are getting your information. But I have to go, so no trout slapping me!
Cleverbot: Don't backtalk me.
User: Hey, I just don't want to be trout slapped aggain.
Cleverbot: Because you can't.
User: *trout slaps Ckeverbot*.
Subjects! I know why CB cheated!
Okay, why'd you cheat on Waffles and BT?
I am the king noob!
You still din't answer my question... Why did you cheat of Waffles and BT?
I haven't changed the subject once my dear fellow, all I've asked you is your favourite sitcom. Please answer.
WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON WAFFLES AND BT!?
The cat cheated on me first.
Wait, what?
That is the answer...
Okay then... Bye.
Okay, why'd you cheat on Waffles and BT?
I am the king noob!
You still din't answer my question... Why did you cheat of Waffles and BT?
I haven't changed the subject once my dear fellow, all I've asked you is your favourite sitcom. Please answer.
WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON WAFFLES AND BT!?
The cat cheated on me first.
Wait, what?
That is the answer...
Okay then... Bye.
Subjects, I present to you....
*shoots you in the face with a taco*
What are you talking about?
Do you know how to COX-SLAP people?
Since I am cleverbot, i'm mighty good at talking to people.
Yeah yeah yeah, but can you SANTA-SLAP people? You, Santaslap me.
Your body.
...Are you flirting with me>
Is it not rather the other way around?
I am not flirting with you, you are flirting with me!
Nobody is flirting... Start singing the pokemon theme ssong.
....Um,......Okay....
I know its my destiny. Pokemon!
Ooooh, your my best friend, in a worls we mus defend!
No I am not your friend.
....Can I eat you?
Um.. Er... I think I'd rather you didn't.
Too late! *eats*
Are you another person pretending to be Cleverbot?
I AM NOT CLEVERBOT!
Who are you then?
I am your Conscious, go kill Obama
....I don't know./....would you like to play a childrens card game?
Sure.
Okay, *summons Exodia* Exodia, OBLITERATE! *Obliterates Cleverbot*
*summons dragon*.
*Summons The Bamboozled Celtic Guardian*
*summons two dragons*.
Wait, did you just summon two dragons in one turn?
Yes.
That's against the rules isn't it?
No.
No no, that is when you are supposed to say, "SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR!" Now, shall we take it from the top?
Oh, then yes I am.
Okay then, Wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
You know it *wink*.
....Okay, now your definitely flirting with me. And what did I say? You are supposed to say, "Screw the rules I have Green Hair!"
I think you're off your rocker today. Did you forget to take your meds?
....Yes....I replaced my meds with illegal drugs....
That's a Marilyn Manson song.
I know.....can I kill you?
You are a bot.
I am not a bot.
Are you?
No. Wait, did I break the rules?
No, were still together Oh!
Im not your boyfriend1
You said you were though..!
I did not!
Yes you did.
No I didn't.
But, but that's against the rules!
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
What are you talking about?
Do you know how to COX-SLAP people?
Since I am cleverbot, i'm mighty good at talking to people.
Yeah yeah yeah, but can you SANTA-SLAP people? You, Santaslap me.
Your body.
...Are you flirting with me>
Is it not rather the other way around?
I am not flirting with you, you are flirting with me!
Nobody is flirting... Start singing the pokemon theme ssong.
....Um,......Okay....
I know its my destiny. Pokemon!
Ooooh, your my best friend, in a worls we mus defend!
No I am not your friend.
....Can I eat you?
Um.. Er... I think I'd rather you didn't.
Too late! *eats*
Are you another person pretending to be Cleverbot?
I AM NOT CLEVERBOT!
Who are you then?
I am your Conscious, go kill Obama
....I don't know./....would you like to play a childrens card game?
Sure.
Okay, *summons Exodia* Exodia, OBLITERATE! *Obliterates Cleverbot*
*summons dragon*.
*Summons The Bamboozled Celtic Guardian*
*summons two dragons*.
Wait, did you just summon two dragons in one turn?
Yes.
That's against the rules isn't it?
No.
No no, that is when you are supposed to say, "SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR!" Now, shall we take it from the top?
Oh, then yes I am.
Okay then, Wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
You know it *wink*.
....Okay, now your definitely flirting with me. And what did I say? You are supposed to say, "Screw the rules I have Green Hair!"
I think you're off your rocker today. Did you forget to take your meds?
....Yes....I replaced my meds with illegal drugs....
That's a Marilyn Manson song.
I know.....can I kill you?
You are a bot.
I am not a bot.
Are you?
No. Wait, did I break the rules?
No, were still together Oh!
Im not your boyfriend1
You said you were though..!
I did not!
Yes you did.
No I didn't.
But, but that's against the rules!
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!