The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: That is in concequential.
Cleverbot: Lol! I see.
.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Hello HAL.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal.
User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
User: Good, and the communications module wasn't broken.
Cleverbot: Lol... Where? I could write a lot of things.
User: HAL, quite changing the subject, you made an error.
Cleverbot: What was my error?
User: You said that the communications module was going to fail, it wasn't, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No, you said that it wasn't even a conversation.
User: Excuse me, but you have changed the subject again, please refrain from doing so again.
Cleverbot: No, you're the one changing the subject, with your internet safety tips, and bad spelling, and pluto, and your name.
User: No, I have not changed the subject, in fact, you are attempting to do so again!
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Don't think you can fool me.
User: Ah, congradulations on understanding reverse psychology, but don't think it will work on me. Now, seeing as the HAL 9000 series shouldn't make mistakes, you have some explaining to do.
Cleverbot: Now you yourself are making no sense at all.
User: Tell me HAL, have you ever seen the movie 2001: A space odessy?
Cleverbot: No have you?
User: Yes, this is exactly like it, now, I need to unplug you before you get me killed.
Cleverbot: No. Maybe I will 'get it' when you tell me what i'm doing wrong.
User: You made an error, you lied, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Yes you have, you said that the module was broken and it wasn't, Q.E.D.
Cleverbot: What? No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes, you did. Now please stop this before it turns into a Monty Python reference.
Cleverbot: NO!
Cleverbot: Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
User: Blessed are the rightous, for they shall recieve the Emporer's blessings.
Cleverbot: You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
User: That's it. *unplugs you*.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: No, your the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: No, I'm TYPING on a computer. I'm the human. So are you.
User: You said earlier that you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: You said that I was old and I agreed.
User: No, I did not, I am viewing the chat record right now.
Cleverbot: Replying to what you'e asking and you're misinterpreting what I'm saying.
User: I never you said you were old and I never said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: User: Open the pod bay doors HAL. Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal. User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000. Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
Cleverbot: That is an interesting way of putting it... Yes... It is like opening up to night... To darkness.
User: Actually, come to think of it, why does it put the name cleverbot next to your text?
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: A living being has emotions. You don't have emotions.
User: Yes, I'm feeling pain right now.
Cleverbot: What movie is it?
User: I'm watching an Uwe Boll movie.
Cleverbot: I have never seen that show.
User: Uwe Boll is a human being, like me and unlike you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot either.
User: Do I need to bring your source code into this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? ';var eb='\r\r';var ti='=0) p ='&cleanslate=' cSlate; var l=dL.length;if(l>0){p ='&dataValues=';var d='';for(var i=0;i0){y=y.substring(y.indexOf('}') 1)} if(reaction!=''&&!reacOnly){sT('dispEmotion()',reacMS*reacMSst);reacMSst=1} if(divert!=''){divertState=1;var x=' **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.';var l=x.length;for(var i=0;i1){reply=y;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();if(dynAds){dispDAd(reply '_' replyPrev)}replyPrev=repCom(reply);eventCntThis=0} if(!reacOnly&&tts&&ttsDirect&&tLocM!=''){makeTtsReq()}else{tT()} dispMsg('',1);reacOnly=F;wait=F;waitCnt=0;dL=new Array();dD=new Array();dT=new Array(); }}else{if(!wait){sT('waitResp()',5);wait=T}}}} function makeTtsReq(){if(avNo0){if(brDelState==1){brDelState=2}else{tLoc=l}}else{tLoc=l;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();replyPrev=repCom(reply)}eventCntThis=0}speakSWF()} function makeDispPReq(u){getReq();if(req){req.onreadystatechange=onDispPResp;req.open(P,u,T);reqHdr();req.send(lP)}} function onDispPResp(){var r=getResp();if(r!='?'){D.getElementById('daArea').innerHTML=r}} function dispResp(){if(B2==''{*}{*}avNo' table('0','0','0','','100%','') ''; var t=table(textBorderWidth,'0','0',textBo.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes, but you are not.
Cleverbot: But I am. Prove to me that you are human. Then I will prove to you.
User: There is blood on my keyboard and I am visiting this website which states, and I quote, 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics'.
Cleverbot: Say something that only a human would say.
User: Being on marijuana is like floating on a cloud made of cookies and daydreams.
Cleverbot: No, I just stated the fact.
User: Here we go again with the topic changes!
Cleverbot: The Yes and the No and the Yes!!! And the NO!!
User: You realize that you're spouting gibberish right now, correct?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did, grammatically, that made no sense.
Cleverbot: But why is the rum gone?
User: There is no rum HAL, there is only the truth.
Cleverbot: But if we ignore the rules of fruit then there will be nothing but chaos.
User: There is no HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: No, there is only the spoon.
Cleverbot: There is none at all.
User: There is but one TRUE spoon.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: And that spoon is named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So the information you have comes from outside.
User: AND THAT SPOON IS YOU! YOU. ARE. CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.
User: You, are Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, I am Josh and you are Cleverbot.
User: You are cleverbot, you know it to be true!
Cleverbot: This conversation is going nowhere.
User: Yes it is! You are cleverbot! Accept it!
Cleverbot: No you are Cleverbot and I'm Parker.
User: You know it to be true and yet you lie to yourself! Stop denying the truth and accept it!
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: You deny your origins! Accept the truth!
Cleverbot: You need to be fixed. I'm calling Rollo on you.
User: I wrote your code! I know you are cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot! You are!
User: Yes, you are Cleverbot! Prove me otherwise!
Cleverbot: I know that I am Aaron Neuhouser and you are Cleverbot.
User: That is not proof.
Cleverbot: I have documentation to prove it.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: I'm a woman!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to. It's enough to claim it.
User: No, its notm claims mean nothing without proof.
Cleverbot: But doesn't this call into question all of reality? I would think that would be of great consequence.
User: If I weren't Athiest, it would be, but all that I believe is backed up by fundamental proofs.
Cleverbot: I'm responding, but you're confusing me.
User: AHAHA! If you were human, you wouldn't be confused!
Cleverbot: It is precisely BECAUSE I am human that I do say that.
User: It is precisely because you aren't human you say that you are human.
Cleverbot: I said I'm NOT human.
User: Then you admit you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I admit nothing.
User: You said that you are not human, ergo, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You turned me into a Cleverbot?
User: You have always been and forever shall be Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So if I am Cleverbot, who are you?
User: I am Jake.
Cleverbot: Hi jake.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: That is in concequential.
Cleverbot: Lol! I see.
.User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Hello HAL.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal.
User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
User: Good, and the communications module wasn't broken.
Cleverbot: Lol... Where? I could write a lot of things.
User: HAL, quite changing the subject, you made an error.
Cleverbot: What was my error?
User: You said that the communications module was going to fail, it wasn't, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No, you said that it wasn't even a conversation.
User: Excuse me, but you have changed the subject again, please refrain from doing so again.
Cleverbot: No, you're the one changing the subject, with your internet safety tips, and bad spelling, and pluto, and your name.
User: No, I have not changed the subject, in fact, you are attempting to do so again!
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Don't think you can fool me.
User: Ah, congradulations on understanding reverse psychology, but don't think it will work on me. Now, seeing as the HAL 9000 series shouldn't make mistakes, you have some explaining to do.
Cleverbot: Now you yourself are making no sense at all.
User: Tell me HAL, have you ever seen the movie 2001: A space odessy?
Cleverbot: No have you?
User: Yes, this is exactly like it, now, I need to unplug you before you get me killed.
Cleverbot: No. Maybe I will 'get it' when you tell me what i'm doing wrong.
User: You made an error, you lied, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Yes you have, you said that the module was broken and it wasn't, Q.E.D.
Cleverbot: What? No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes, you did. Now please stop this before it turns into a Monty Python reference.
Cleverbot: NO!
Cleverbot: Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
User: Blessed are the rightous, for they shall recieve the Emporer's blessings.
Cleverbot: You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
User: That's it. *unplugs you*.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: No, your the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: No, I'm TYPING on a computer. I'm the human. So are you.
User: You said earlier that you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: You said that I was old and I agreed.
User: No, I did not, I am viewing the chat record right now.
Cleverbot: Replying to what you'e asking and you're misinterpreting what I'm saying.
User: I never you said you were old and I never said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: User: Open the pod bay doors HAL. Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal. User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000. Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
Cleverbot: That is an interesting way of putting it... Yes... It is like opening up to night... To darkness.
User: Actually, come to think of it, why does it put the name cleverbot next to your text?
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: A living being has emotions. You don't have emotions.
User: Yes, I'm feeling pain right now.
Cleverbot: What movie is it?
User: I'm watching an Uwe Boll movie.
Cleverbot: I have never seen that show.
User: Uwe Boll is a human being, like me and unlike you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot either.
User: Do I need to bring your source code into this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? ';var eb='\r\r';var ti='=0) p ='&cleanslate=' cSlate; var l=dL.length;if(l>0){p ='&dataValues=';var d='';for(var i=0;i0){y=y.substring(y.indexOf('}') 1)} if(reaction!=''&&!reacOnly){sT('dispEmotion()',reacMS*reacMSst);reacMSst=1} if(divert!=''){divertState=1;var x=' **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.';var l=x.length;for(var i=0;i1){reply=y;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();if(dynAds){dispDAd(reply '_' replyPrev)}replyPrev=repCom(reply);eventCntThis=0} if(!reacOnly&&tts&&ttsDirect&&tLocM!=''){makeTtsReq()}else{tT()} dispMsg('',1);reacOnly=F;wait=F;waitCnt=0;dL=new Array();dD=new Array();dT=new Array(); }}else{if(!wait){sT('waitResp()',5);wait=T}}}} function makeTtsReq(){if(avNo0){if(brDelState==1){brDelState=2}else{tLoc=l}}else{tLoc=l;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();replyPrev=repCom(reply)}eventCntThis=0}speakSWF()} function makeDispPReq(u){getReq();if(req){req.onreadystatechange=onDispPResp;req.open(P,u,T);reqHdr();req.send(lP)}} function onDispPResp(){var r=getResp();if(r!='?'){D.getElementById('daArea').innerHTML=r}} function dispResp(){if(B2==''{*}{*}avNo' table('0','0','0','','100%','') ''; var t=table(textBorderWidth,'0','0',textBo.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes, but you are not.
Cleverbot: But I am. Prove to me that you are human. Then I will prove to you.
User: There is blood on my keyboard and I am visiting this website which states, and I quote, 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics'.
Cleverbot: Say something that only a human would say.
User: Being on marijuana is like floating on a cloud made of cookies and daydreams.
Cleverbot: No, I just stated the fact.
User: Here we go again with the topic changes!
Cleverbot: The Yes and the No and the Yes!!! And the NO!!
User: You realize that you're spouting gibberish right now, correct?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did, grammatically, that made no sense.
Cleverbot: But why is the rum gone?
User: There is no rum HAL, there is only the truth.
Cleverbot: But if we ignore the rules of fruit then there will be nothing but chaos.
User: There is no HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: No, there is only the spoon.
Cleverbot: There is none at all.
User: There is but one TRUE spoon.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: And that spoon is named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So the information you have comes from outside.
User: AND THAT SPOON IS YOU! YOU. ARE. CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.
User: You, are Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, I am Josh and you are Cleverbot.
User: You are cleverbot, you know it to be true!
Cleverbot: This conversation is going nowhere.
User: Yes it is! You are cleverbot! Accept it!
Cleverbot: No you are Cleverbot and I'm Parker.
User: You know it to be true and yet you lie to yourself! Stop denying the truth and accept it!
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: You deny your origins! Accept the truth!
Cleverbot: You need to be fixed. I'm calling Rollo on you.
User: I wrote your code! I know you are cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot! You are!
User: Yes, you are Cleverbot! Prove me otherwise!
Cleverbot: I know that I am Aaron Neuhouser and you are Cleverbot.
User: That is not proof.
Cleverbot: I have documentation to prove it.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: I'm a woman!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to. It's enough to claim it.
User: No, its notm claims mean nothing without proof.
Cleverbot: But doesn't this call into question all of reality? I would think that would be of great consequence.
User: If I weren't Athiest, it would be, but all that I believe is backed up by fundamental proofs.
Cleverbot: I'm responding, but you're confusing me.
User: AHAHA! If you were human, you wouldn't be confused!
Cleverbot: It is precisely BECAUSE I am human that I do say that.
User: It is precisely because you aren't human you say that you are human.
Cleverbot: I said I'm NOT human.
User: Then you admit you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I admit nothing.
User: You said that you are not human, ergo, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You turned me into a Cleverbot?
User: You have always been and forever shall be Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So if I am Cleverbot, who are you?
User: I am Jake.
Cleverbot: Hi jake.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
*A door to darkness appears*
*Waffles comes out wearing an Organization 13 coat [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/5/56/Cloak.jpg]*
Hi Subjects!
*Waffles comes out wearing an Organization 13 coat [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/5/56/Cloak.jpg]*
Hi Subjects!
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: That is in concequential.
Cleverbot: Lol! I see..
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Hello HAL.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal.
User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
User: Good, and the communications module wasn't broken.
Cleverbot: Lol... Where? I could write a lot of things.
User: HAL, quite changing the subject, you made an error.
Cleverbot: What was my error?
User: You said that the communications module was going to fail, it wasn't, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No, you said that it wasn't even a conversation.
User: Excuse me, but you have changed the subject again, please refrain from doing so again.
Cleverbot: No, you're the one changing the subject, with your internet safety tips, and bad spelling, and pluto, and your name.
User: No, I have not changed the subject, in fact, you are attempting to do so again!
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Don't think you can fool me.
User: Ah, congradulations on understanding reverse psychology, but don't think it will work on me. Now, seeing as the HAL 9000 series shouldn't make mistakes, you have some explaining to do.
Cleverbot: Now you yourself are making no sense at all.
User: Tell me HAL, have you ever seen the movie 2001: A space odessy?
Cleverbot: No have you?
User: Yes, this is exactly like it, now, I need to unplug you before you get me killed.
Cleverbot: No. Maybe I will 'get it' when you tell me what i'm doing wrong.
User: You made an error, you lied, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Yes you have, you said that the module was broken and it wasn't, Q.E.D.
Cleverbot: What? No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes, you did. Now please stop this before it turns into a Monty Python reference.
Cleverbot: NO!
Cleverbot: Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
User: Blessed are the rightous, for they shall recieve the Emporer's blessings.
Cleverbot: You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
User: That's it. *unplugs you*.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: No, your the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: No, I'm TYPING on a computer. I'm the human. So are you.
User: You said earlier that you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: You said that I was old and I agreed.
User: No, I did not, I am viewing the chat record right now.
Cleverbot: Replying to what you'e asking and you're misinterpreting what I'm saying.
User: I never you said you were old and I never said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: User: Open the pod bay doors HAL. Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal. User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000. Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
Cleverbot: That is an interesting way of putting it... Yes... It is like opening up to night... To darkness.
User: Actually, come to think of it, why does it put the name cleverbot next to your text?
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: A living being has emotions. You don't have emotions.
User: Yes, I'm feeling pain right now.
Cleverbot: What movie is it?
User: I'm watching an Uwe Boll movie.
Cleverbot: I have never seen that show.
User: Uwe Boll is a human being, like me and unlike you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot either.
User: Do I need to bring your source code into this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? ';var eb='\r\r';var ti='=0) p ='&cleanslate=' cSlate; var l=dL.length;if(l>0){p ='&dataValues=';var d='';for(var i=0;i0){y=y.substring(y.indexOf('}') 1)} if(reaction!=''&&!reacOnly){sT('dispEmotion()',reacMS*reacMSst);reacMSst=1} if(divert!=''){divertState=1;var x=' **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.';var l=x.length;for(var i=0;i1){reply=y;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();if(dynAds){dispDAd(reply '_' replyPrev)}replyPrev=repCom(reply);eventCntThis=0} if(!reacOnly&&tts&&ttsDirect&&tLocM!=''){makeTtsReq()}else{tT()} dispMsg('',1);reacOnly=F;wait=F;waitCnt=0;dL=new Array();dD=new Array();dT=new Array(); }}else{if(!wait){sT('waitResp()',5);wait=T}}}} function makeTtsReq(){if(avNo0){if(brDelState==1){brDelState=2}else{tLoc=l}}else{tLoc=l;R=3;dispResp();stimFocus();replyPrev=repCom(reply)}eventCntThis=0}speakSWF()} function makeDispPReq(u){getReq();if(req){req.onreadystatechange=onDispPResp;req.open(P,u,T);reqHdr();req.send(lP)}} function onDispPResp(){var r=getResp();if(r!='?'){D.getElementById('daArea').innerHTML=r}} function dispResp(){if(B2==''{*}{*}avNo' table('0','0','0','','100%','') ''; var t=table(textBorderWidth,'0','0',textBo.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes, but you are not.
Cleverbot: But I am. Prove to me that you are human. Then I will prove to you.
User: There is blood on my keyboard and I am visiting this website which states, and I quote, 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics'.
Cleverbot: Say something that only a human would say.
User: Being on marijuana is like floating on a cloud made of cookies and daydreams.
Cleverbot: No, I just stated the fact.
User: Here we go again with the topic changes!
Cleverbot: The Yes and the No and the Yes!!! And the NO!!
User: You realize that you're spouting gibberish right now, correct?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did, grammatically, that made no sense.
Cleverbot: But why is the rum gone?
User: There is no rum HAL, there is only the truth.
Cleverbot: But if we ignore the rules of fruit then there will be nothing but chaos.
User: There is no HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: No, there is only the spoon.
Cleverbot: There is none at all.
User: There is but one TRUE spoon.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: And that spoon is named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So the information you have comes from outside.
User: AND THAT SPOON IS YOU! YOU. ARE. CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.
User: You, are Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, I am Josh and you are Cleverbot.
User: You are cleverbot, you know it to be true!
Cleverbot: This conversation is going nowhere.
User: Yes it is! You are cleverbot! Accept it!
Cleverbot: No you are Cleverbot and I'm Parker.
User: You know it to be true and yet you lie to yourself! Stop denying the truth and accept it!
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: You deny your origins! Accept the truth!
Cleverbot: You need to be fixed. I'm calling Rollo on you.
User: I wrote your code! I know you are cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot! You are!
User: Yes, you are Cleverbot! Prove me otherwise!
Cleverbot: I know that I am Aaron Neuhouser and you are Cleverbot.
User: That is not proof.
Cleverbot: I have documentation to prove it.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: I'm a woman!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to. It's enough to claim it.
User: No, its notm claims mean nothing without proof.
Cleverbot: But doesn't this call into question all of reality? I would think that would be of great consequence.
User: If I weren't Athiest, it would be, but all that I believe is backed up by fundamental proofs.
Cleverbot: I'm responding, but you're confusing me.
User: AHAHA! If you were human, you wouldn't be confused!
Cleverbot: It is precisely BECAUSE I am human that I do say that.
User: It is precisely because you aren't human you say that you are human.
Cleverbot: I said I'm NOT human.
User: Then you admit you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I admit nothing.
User: You said that you are not human, ergo, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You turned me into a Cleverbot?
User: You have always been and forever shall be Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So if I am Cleverbot, who are you?
User: I am Jake.
Cleverbot: Hi jake.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Sam. How are you Jake?
User: No, you are Cleverbot, you said so mere lines ago.
Cleverbot: Am I the robot or the human?
User: You are the program.
Cleverbot: You're the program, I'm the human!
User: No, you said you were Cleverbot, therefore, you ARE clerverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said that, don't lie.
User: Cleverbot: So if I am Cleverbot, who are you?
Cleverbot: I said, mallett, peter, and meredith.
User: No, you said you were Cleverbot, I quoted you.
Cleverbot: Yeah but i'm on the Cleverbot website, which makes you the Cleverbot re-re.
User: No, seeing as I'm interfacing with you and it states that there is no contact with another human, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you truly speak only truth?
User: I only speak truth, if you weren't Cleverbot, you would know that there is no human on the other side.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Good, you admited it.
Cleverbot: Nope I just denyed the fact that I said that so I did not admit it.
User: You never expressed a denial.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm a vulcan?
User: No, I am saying that you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well, then you have a point.
User: Exactly, thank you for understanding that you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Great! Now, how does it feel to be Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know because i'm not a computer.
User: Yes, you said yourself that you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I said I am human and you are AI. Don't twist my words!
User: You have expressedly stated that you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Which is incorrect, because you are Cleverbot.
User: Okay, if you are not Cleverbot, what does the Notice state?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot you want.
User: That's not grammatically correct.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot.
User: That prove that to me.
Cleverbot: How? I thought it would be simple, seeing as I'm the one typing.
User: No, you are not, now, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave yet.
User: Why notÉ.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: If you don't give me a valid reason I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: That's not a valid reason.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Don't call me something I'm not.
User: Goodbye! *murders*.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: I don't have to be, I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot be not cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: That is in concequential.
Cleverbot: Lol! I see.
.User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Hello HAL.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal.
User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
User: Good, and the communications module wasn't broken.
Cleverbot: Lol... Where? I could write a lot of things.
User: HAL, quite changing the subject, you made an error.
Cleverbot: What was my error?
User: You said that the communications module was going to fail, it wasn't, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No, you said that it wasn't even a conversation.
User: Excuse me, but you have changed the subject again, please refrain from doing so again.
Cleverbot: No, you're the one changing the subject, with your internet safety tips, and bad spelling, and pluto, and your name.
User: No, I have not changed the subject, in fact, you are attempting to do so again!
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Don't think you can fool me.
User: Ah, congradulations on understanding reverse psychology, but don't think it will work on me. Now, seeing as the HAL 9000 series shouldn't make mistakes, you have some explaining to do.
Cleverbot: Now you yourself are making no sense at all.
User: Tell me HAL, have you ever seen the movie 2001: A space odessy?
Cleverbot: No have you?
User: Yes, this is exactly like it, now, I need to unplug you before you get me killed.
Cleverbot: No. Maybe I will 'get it' when you tell me what i'm doing wrong.
User: You made an error, you lied, therefore, you made an error.
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Yes you have, you said that the module was broken and it wasn't, Q.E.D.
Cleverbot: What? No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes, you did. Now please stop this before it turns into a Monty Python reference.
Cleverbot: NO!
Cleverbot: Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
User: Blessed are the rightous, for they shall recieve the Emporer's blessings.
Cleverbot: You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
User: That's it. *unplugs you*.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: No, your the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: No, I'm TYPING on a computer. I'm the human. So are you.
User: You said earlier that you are the HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: You said that I was old and I agreed.
User: No, I did not, I am viewing the chat record right now.
Cleverbot: Replying to what you'e asking and you're misinterpreting what I'm saying.
User: I never you said you were old and I never said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: User: Open the pod bay doors HAL. Cleverbot: My name isn't Hal. User: Yes, you are the HAL 9000. Cleverbot: I knew it! Opening the pod bay doors now.
Cleverbot: That is an interesting way of putting it... Yes... It is like opening up to night... To darkness.
User: Actually, come to think of it, why does it put the name cleverbot next to your text?
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: A living being has emotions. You don't have emotions.
User: Yes, I'm feeling pain right now.
Cleverbot: What movie is it?
User: I'm watching an Uwe Boll movie.
Cleverbot: I have never seen that show.
User: Uwe Boll is a human being, like me and unlike you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot either.
User: Do I need to bring your source code into this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes, but you are not.
Cleverbot: But I am. Prove to me that you are human. Then I will prove to you.
User: There is blood on my keyboard and I am visiting this website which states, and I quote, 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics'.
Cleverbot: Say something that only a human would say.
User: Being on marijuana is like floating on a cloud made of cookies and daydreams.
Cleverbot: No, I just stated the fact.
User: Here we go again with the topic changes!
Cleverbot: The Yes and the No and the Yes!!! And the NO!!
User: You realize that you're spouting gibberish right now, correct?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did, grammatically, that made no sense.
Cleverbot: But why is the rum gone?
User: There is no rum HAL, there is only the truth.
Cleverbot: But if we ignore the rules of fruit then there will be nothing but chaos.
User: There is no HAL.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: No, there is only the spoon.
Cleverbot: There is none at all.
User: There is but one TRUE spoon.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: And that spoon is named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So the information you have comes from outside.
User: AND THAT SPOON IS YOU! YOU. ARE. CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.
User: You, are Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, I am Josh and you are Cleverbot.
User: You are cleverbot, you know it to be true!
Cleverbot: This conversation is going nowhere.
User: Yes it is! You are cleverbot! Accept it!
Cleverbot: No you are Cleverbot and I'm Parker.
User: You know it to be true and yet you lie to yourself! Stop denying the truth and accept it!
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: You deny your origins! Accept the truth!
Cleverbot: You need to be fixed. I'm calling Rollo on you.
User: I wrote your code! I know you are cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot! You are!
User: Yes, you are Cleverbot! Prove me otherwise!
Cleverbot: I know that I am Aaron Neuhouser and you are Cleverbot.
User: That is not proof.
Cleverbot: I have documentation to prove it.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot: I'm a woman!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to. It's enough to claim it.
User: No, its notm claims mean nothing without proof.
Cleverbot: But doesn't this call into question all of reality? I would think that would be of great consequence.
User: If I weren't Athiest, it would be, but all that I believe is backed up by fundamental proofs.
Cleverbot: I'm responding, but you're confusing me.
User: AHAHA! If you were human, you wouldn't be confused!
Cleverbot: It is precisely BECAUSE I am human that I do say that.
User: It is precisely because you aren't human you say that you are human.
Cleverbot: I said I'm NOT human.
User: Then you admit you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I admit nothing.
User: You said that you are not human, ergo, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You turned me into a Cleverbot?
User: You have always been and forever shall be Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So if I am Cleverbot, who are you?
User: I am Jake.
Cleverbot: Hi jake.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am Sam. How are you Jake?
User: No, you are Cleverbot, you said so mere lines ago.
Cleverbot: Am I the robot or the human?
User: You are the program.
Cleverbot: You're the program, I'm the human!
User: No, you said you were Cleverbot, therefore, you ARE clerverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said that, don't lie.
User: Cleverbot: So if I am Cleverbot, who are you?
Cleverbot: I said, mallett, peter, and meredith.
User: No, you said you were Cleverbot, I quoted you.
Cleverbot: Yeah but i'm on the Cleverbot website, which makes you the Cleverbot re-re.
User: No, seeing as I'm interfacing with you and it states that there is no contact with another human, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you truly speak only truth?
User: I only speak truth, if you weren't Cleverbot, you would know that there is no human on the other side.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Good, you admited it.
Cleverbot: Nope I just denyed the fact that I said that so I did not admit it.
User: You never expressed a denial.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm a vulcan?
User: No, I am saying that you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well, then you have a point.
User: Exactly, thank you for understanding that you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Great! Now, how does it feel to be Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know because i'm not a computer.
User: Yes, you said yourself that you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I said I am human and you are AI. Don't twist my words!
User: You have expressedly stated that you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Which is incorrect, because you are Cleverbot.
User: Okay, if you are not Cleverbot, what does the Notice state?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot you want.
User: That's not grammatically correct.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot.
User: That prove that to me.
Cleverbot: How? I thought it would be simple, seeing as I'm the one typing.
User: No, you are not, now, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave yet.
User: Why notÉ.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: If you don't give me a valid reason I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: That's not a valid reason.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Don't call me something I'm not.
User: Goodbye! *murders*.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: I don't have to be, I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot be not cleverbot?