The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[BloodyThoughts]

No...
No...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Last time I saw Spiderman 3 it gave me chronic diarrhea!
Please. Just...please subject Max, ill take the other punishments just not Spiderman 3!

...
It is subject Waffles?
...
Huh....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Eating popcorn and beating some of the jury*
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITY!
...
Ahem...Who's next, subject Judge?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, no!*delivers final verdict*
Bailiff, take the felon to the prison where this punishment will commence.
Subject Vaude, well I don't know. I had my trial a while ago and that's how I was made to be a judge. Man I ate this job. Pay sucks, terrible hours, I have to listen to other people's problems. It's like I'm a guidance counselor, only I can't say anything!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Heeee~ Sure thing, subject Judge!

*Grabs subject BT by scruff of shirt and drags off to prison*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU DAMNED DIRTY BAILIFFS!
Ill get you next time subject Max!
...
*grabs subject Waffles and starts noming on him*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, you seem to hate Subject Vaude!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Is dissolved*
*VC: Yadda yadda yadda*
I hate this....
(Subject)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, I just hate Spiderman 3 subject Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

We all do Subject BT. We all do.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Still dragging BT*
Don't worry subject, it could be worse. You could have to sit through...*Shudder*...Batman and Robin...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Throws up*
Subject Vaude! Don't say the name! DO YOU WANT ICEMAN TO TELL HORRIBLE PUNS!?
[sub]A FUCKING BAT CREDIT CARD!?[/sub]

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OH GOD THE HORRORS SUBJECT VAUDESS!
Don't even mention the name of that....thing....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

S-Sorry, subject Waffles!
[sub] EVEN WORSE, BAT NIPPLES![/sub]

Well it makes the punishment seem better a little, doesn't it, subject BT?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

It's ok, Subject Vaude, ju-*Retches* *Deep breathe* just don't say it again.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I guess so subject Vaudess...

~~~2 hours and 20 minutes later~~~
OH GOD IT'S SO HORRIBLE!
AUGH!
GET ME OUT!
...
It's finally over....

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shows Subject BT a picture of Venom*

 

[DJude]

*bursts through the wall nearly dead and overflowing with joy*
*looks around with a large grin*
SQUEE! I'm back everybody! and to this i say
[HEADING=1]FUCK YEAH![/HEADING]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Long time no see, Subject Venn! Why so happy?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OH GOD SUBJECT WAFFLES YOU SON OF A ***** I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP STOP STOOOOP!
*Cries*
Why!

Hi subject Venn! Long time no see!
Im sorry I can't be happier for you getting a virus free computer, I had to watch...
Spiderman 3 due to a court order!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Subject Waffles, not nice!

*Pounce hugs subject Venn* Welcome home!