The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's not so bad, subject Fury~ He just doesn't talk much, that's all, heh. And maybe you were dreaming?

Oh! Hi, subject Max...~ You don't like Slendy? D:

Oh thank you, subject Nev~ *Takes kitten* Uh, it's not alive, is it? Therapist told me me not to.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Maybe subject Vaudess... It felt kind of like a trance watching him, that's why I didn't run until he Beckoned.

And I will comply with you subject Max... It's too creepy... *Shivers with subject Max*

 

[Roxas1359]

*pushes Subject Fury away*
No touchy.
*still hiding behind Subject Vaude*
Hello Subject Vaude.

 

[DJude]

Oh really Subject Max? I think Subject Toast told me something about that over the PSN once...
Subject BLT, i want to make you a deal
*Nev's eyes flash and BLT's mustache disappears from his face*
Now, as you can see, your mustache is no longer on your face, however it is still on your person, if you find it i will give you $30...
But if you don't find it within the hour, i will be forced to force something so far into your head that you will never be able to get it unstuck... and just so you know, the hour started about 32 minutes ago.... good luck...

Subject Vaude... >_> _> heh, of course not, do you think me to really be that insane? that sadistic? that evil? ahoho, you silly girl...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...So Slendy can't have tea in my cell anymore, subject Fury and Max?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

That's unfair subject Nev!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Vaude, he can. Just don't let me see him or I will freak out.
Subject Venn, I see.

 

[DJude]

Tick-tock Subject BLT, but, if your really that anxious to find out what i have in store from you, i guess i could just go ahead and deduct a few minutes from your time limit that way you wouldn't have to wait that long...

Subject Vaude, you have Slender Man in your cell? and you haven't told me of this whyyy!?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Subject Vaudess. Just warn me before he comes.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yay!~ Thanks subject Max! *Sets up tea set*

Silly me, subject Nev~ I was just worried that they'd lock me in the padded room again, heh.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ah!
*runs off in search of mustache*


*walks in holding mustache*
Wanna play a trick and subject BT anyone?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I do, Subject E!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Salutes* No problem, subject Fury.

He isn't in my cell, subject Venn! He just visits a lot! He's not much of a conversationalist though.

Sure, subject E!

 

[Roxas1359]

I do Subject E!

 

[DJude]

*Nev and VENN say in unison*
Subject E!
Subejct E!
*they both walk towards E with evil grins*
*both of their eye sockets are lit up with bright white-red*
*they speak in unison*
Ahh, Subject E, we missed you, how are you?
Ahh, Subject E, we missed you, how are you?
*they both appear on either side of E staring at him with wide evil open-mouth smiles*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
Yeeeeah...im just going to pretend you two aren't creepy at all...

Anyway subjects, this is a fake giant mustache that subject BT can't see the difference of. I say we crush his dreams.
*walks back in*
Hey subjects, I can't find it any-

OH MY ORGASM FACE SUBJECT E!
You found it!
*grabs and puts it on*
And just in the nick of time. I only had 2 seconds left.

 

[Roxas1359]

*2 seconds pass*
Subject BT, you should know...that isn't your mustache. It's a fake.

 

[DJude]

Ahehehehehhhh.... *looks at E* oh yeah... hmmm, Subject VENN, mind finishing this up for me? i need to tend to Subject BLT...
Sure.. *VENN walks off to go get something*
*Nev walks over to BLT*
Well subject BLT, it seems that you have unfortunately failed the test, however i'm sorry to inform you that what i had prepared for you is not ready yet and will take a few more moments to prepare, so please sit back and await your impending doom...
*tosses a bag of salted nuts at BLT*
in the meantime, enjoy these nuts...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

What! But...
Subject Nev I found the mustache!
*grooms it*
*All the hairs fall of*
...
*Starts crying*
OH GOD THE SALT IS BURNING MY EYES!

...
Subject VENN, remember, we turned your room into a chocolate factory.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject BT, I feel bad.
I don't!