The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

*Puts a cupcake in subject BT and M2's mouths* No fighting till after the party!

We got tons more in the kitchen subject Vee!

 

[TheStickman]

*Giant angel cake smothered in strawberries spelling '40k' lowers from the ceiling*
Dig in, Subjects!

*Fourth cup*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, how did you have time to make this?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*drinks from absinthe bottle* Subject Vaude, would you like some?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Subject M2, you know, I have the old "You started this whole thing to begin with" complaint on my side right now.

Also, you guys keep ignoring subject Soprano. You know, he works harder than all of you combined! Now only does he have to memorize every new song he learns, crap or not, he listens to them, sorts them, and there are a lot of songs he has and he does them by alphabetical order, he has to stick cords in him, and he works really hard singing to you guys.

I mean, he's not sad or anything, Im just vouching for him.

*Soprano slaps subject BT over the head*
Ow! He also has to do that!

 

[RBMidknight]

*Grabs backpack, walks to kitchen. Starts putting wine bottles into fridge* (Subject)

 

[TheStickman]

*Is in the goddamn kitchen, drinking his fourth cup of coffee*
Do you mean me, Subject Max?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Gasps* Oh wow, subject Stick, thank you!

I'll be sick, subject Toast! X3

Sure, subject M2~ *Offers to take absinthe*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Pays subject Soprano*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, and now I'm ending it. Don't do anything that offends me, and I won't kill you! It's as simple as that.

*drinks from absinthe after turning into a bishonen*

*pours Subject Vaude a glass* here you go.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Subject Soprano burns the cash*
He no likey money subject Toast.

Subject M2, EVERYTHING OFFENDS YOU! And you killed more for no reason except to just kill me this time, and I am sick of you killing me you ass hole!

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah...thanks for that, subject PR. Good job.

Gah, fuck, that hurts!
...How long?

Oh and subjects, when I hit 40K...eh.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, but almost everything offends you.

 

[TheStickman]

No problem, Subject Vee!

*Still on his fourth cup*

 

[iNv.T]

*notices subject Kcits is on his fourth cup*
Subject Stick, why is subject Kcits in there drinking coffee?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Max, only things directly pertaining to me or harming Subject Vaude.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sips absinthe* Thank ya'~

Told you, subject Riddler!
...5 seconds after I met you, subject Sas.

Hmm? What's up?

 

[TheStickman]

*Grumbles*
Oh, don't worry about him, Subject Nv; he just gets grumpy sometimes.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Cracks subject Kcits's cup over his head* We get it!

Naaaaah don't worry about it subject Vee you'll be fine!

Subject Sas I'll wear assless chaps for your 40K XD

 

[RBMidknight]

*Finishes putting bottles in fridge, waves at Subject iNv, misses Subject Toast being violent, walks back to room*