The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Mr.Mudkip]

*comes back through time through sheer determination to punch Subject BT in the face* Talk to Game Freak, I don't name the moves. *next shield blocks grenade*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Im doing the best I can subject Toast!
Im cold, and pant and shirtless!

...
Subject M2, im not even going to play this game with you, because you will always win no matter what logic I bring in.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vaude, you look very lovely. *breaks Subject BT's other ankle*

 

[Baby Eater]

Just tell me what to do next subject Narrator!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

uh, and then subject Toast got the fuck of the narrator and went to the candy store!

...
AHHHH!
MY ANKLE!
YOU TOOK THE WRONG ANKLE!
AH GOD!
IT HURTS! OH MY GOD!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, come back to me when you become a less frail human.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You, technically, subject BT. We were coming back for you, you nutjob!

Aw, thank you, subject M2~ Good enough for Vegas? *Twirls slightly*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Goes to the candy store*

*Brings subject Narrator a Senzu Bean*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Im not frail, I just don't like that bullshit.

...
*Hits over the head with a cane*
He just broke my ankle more subject Vee!

Thank you subject Toast!
*Eats senzu bean*
*One foot heals*
Dammit!

 

[Baby Eater]

Should I get more subject Narrator?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, you only pick fights when I don't want to. So, you can take that BS....AND SHOVE IT! *rams it where the sun don't shine*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Watches the ramming* That's gonna take alooot of Senzu Beans! (Subject)

 

[BloodyThoughts]

No, subject Toast then went away, and stopped bugging the Narrator!

Subjects, im gonna just go now. See you, I don't know, maybe later. My moods just changed.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject BT, listen to me. There are times when I don't want to fight. You obviously do. Do something about it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

See you subject BT. *Waves*

So, subjects. We're in Vegas, what do?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vaude, casino?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Can we get smashed, subject M2?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Yes, Subject Vaude. We can. *drives to a bar*

 

[Baby Eater]

Sorry I'm in and out subjects. A lil' busy.