The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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Because the people who give the "celebrities" that amount of money are fucking spineless and don't know how to say no, subject Max.
Subject Max, that was the shortened, not willing to get annoyed at the entire thing version. XD
And you shall get, subject Vee~
XD
And you shall get, subject Vee~
XD
Yeah, I'm too busy being happy tonight, subject Max, and also laughing at the apparent top 10 most annoying people of 2010. XD
Super happy face, subject Vee~ *Patches mind up* XD
Subject Max, this is the list from 100 down to 51. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Annoying_People_of_2010] And the top ten most annoying people of 2010 are in the spoiler below.
*Patches mind up* XDSubject Max, this is the list from 100 down to 51. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Annoying_People_of_2010] And the top ten most annoying people of 2010 are in the spoiler below.
10: Lady Gaga
9: Tiger Woods
8: Naomi Campbell
7: George Micheals
6: Mel Gibson
5: Katie Price
4: Tony Hayward
3: Lindsey Lohan
2: Jedward
1: England Football team.
9: Tiger Woods
8: Naomi Campbell
7: George Micheals
6: Mel Gibson
5: Katie Price
4: Tony Hayward
3: Lindsey Lohan
2: Jedward
1: England Football team.
*Drives around in Wafflemobile*
Do-do-do~! I am Waffles~! And I am driving around~! Do-do-d-
*Giant 200lb safe drops on Wafflemobile*
WHATTHEFUCKGODDAMMITSHIT!
*Completely rages out*
*Remembers what Admiral gave me*
[hr]Flashback
Waffles, I put insurance on your the Wafflemobile, if anything just say the NationRanch jingle.
That's....Oddly nice of you, Admiral....What do you want?
$50 and Itunes gift card....Make it so, *****.
Wait!....NationRanch. I thought it was Statef-
*****! We can't say there name!
Oh, right....
[hr]
Present day
Ahem! Like an acquittance! NationRanch is here!
*Random Guy appears*
HOLY SHIZNIT!
Random Guy: Ouch, that's your car?
WHO FUZZYICK ARE YOU!?
RG: Carl....Your agent.
And....And you just appeared like that?
Carl: Yeah, all you have NationRanch jingle and you can have anything you want.
Anything?
Carl: Anything.
Anything?
Carl: Anything!
Any-Ok, this getting old. Ahem! Like an acquittance! NationRanch is here with a BLT!
*BLT appears in hand*
*Makes face*
[hr]
Several hours later
*Is surrounded by 90 BLTs, a naked Megan Fox, two Doberman dogs, a golden throne, a deathray, the ghost of Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, Freddie Mercury, and a jar of baconnaise*
This is awesome as shiznit!
Carl: Can I just get your information, I'm getting kinda tired and I wanna go home.
I don't know...Jimi, what do you think?
Jimi: I just-*Laugh*-I-I just don't know...*Laugh*
Interesting ideas, I respect that.
Frank: The man is high as all hell! Can't you see that?!
Now, now, Frank, we don't need insults. Why can't you all be good like Freddie.
Freddie: *Snore*.....Wha-?
Carl: ENOUGH! *Waves hands, all summoned disappear* I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT! YOU FIX YOU OWN DAM CAR, *****!!!
....That's ok I have 12 Wafflemobile. *Trollface*.....*Blows Carl's brains out with a sawed off shotgun for the hell of it*
*Walks away whistling*
[HEADING=2]THAT WAS AN EXCERPT FROM WAFFLES LIFE, *****!!![/HEADING]
Do-do-do~! I am Waffles~! And I am driving around~! Do-do-d-
*Giant 200lb safe drops on Wafflemobile*
WHATTHEFUCKGODDAMMITSHIT!
*Completely rages out*
*Remembers what Admiral gave me*
[hr]Flashback
Waffles, I put insurance on your the Wafflemobile, if anything just say the NationRanch jingle.
That's....Oddly nice of you, Admiral....What do you want?
$50 and Itunes gift card....Make it so, *****.
Wait!....NationRanch. I thought it was Statef-
*****! We can't say there name!
Oh, right....
[hr]
Present day
Ahem! Like an acquittance! NationRanch is here!
*Random Guy appears*
HOLY SHIZNIT!
Random Guy: Ouch, that's your car?
WHO FUZZYICK ARE YOU!?
RG: Carl....Your agent.
And....And you just appeared like that?
Carl: Yeah, all you have NationRanch jingle and you can have anything you want.
Anything?
Carl: Anything.
Anything?
Carl: Anything!
Any-Ok, this getting old. Ahem! Like an acquittance! NationRanch is here with a BLT!
*BLT appears in hand*
*Makes
face*[hr]
Several hours later
*Is surrounded by 90 BLTs, a naked Megan Fox, two Doberman dogs, a golden throne, a deathray, the ghost of Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, Freddie Mercury, and a jar of baconnaise*
This is awesome as shiznit!
Carl: Can I just get your information, I'm getting kinda tired and I wanna go home.
I don't know...Jimi, what do you think?
Jimi: I just-*Laugh*-I-I just don't know...*Laugh*
Interesting ideas, I respect that.
Frank: The man is high as all hell! Can't you see that?!
Now, now, Frank, we don't need insults. Why can't you all be good like Freddie.
Freddie: *Snore*.....Wha-?
Carl: ENOUGH! *Waves hands, all summoned disappear* I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT! YOU FIX YOU OWN DAM CAR, *****!!!
....That's ok I have 12 Wafflemobile. *Trollface*.....*Blows Carl's brains out with a sawed off shotgun for the hell of it*
*Walks away whistling*
[HEADING=2]THAT WAS AN EXCERPT FROM WAFFLES LIFE, *****!!![/HEADING]
*Wafflemobile Mark 2 crashes through wall*
*Does about 5 donuts*
Hi, subjects!
Subject Waffles...your life is fucking dull. XD
Subject Max, it is. XD
Well, they do suck. XD
Subject Max, it is. XD
Well, they do suck. XD
I HAD A NAKED MEGAN FOX, SUBJECT SAS! How's your life!? XD
*Waxes Wafflemobile Mark 2*
What was that, Subject Max? XD
*Waxes Wafflemobile Mark 2*
What was that, Subject Max? XD