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orangeban

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Well, there is the whole Empire thing, but that was pretty big, so I think I'm gonna have to go with killing every single native in Tasmania. Yeah, that was kinda of a dickmove on Britain's part.
 

Jaeke

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Alssadar said:
As a citizen of the United American States, I would say: McDonalds and Starbucks. Now the entire world gets cheap, fattening goods!

OT: You already claimed the destroying the Native Americans, so... a specific situation! The Trail of Tears--Andrew Jackson, you asshole. Explanation: The forced relocation of several Native Americans westward so good ol' 'Merica could have the land. The relocation became a death march, with thousands dying as they were herded into Oklahoma and such.
And then America eventually expanded west and guess who had problems with that?

Well the worst part about that was even after we sent them to Oklahoma, after a while we realized there's goodies in the ground in Oklahoma and then kicked them even farther west.
 

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exessmirror said:
the invention of slavery in the western world
Which Western World?
Spain's Western World? Britain's Western World? Portugals, Frances?
 

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As a Canadian, I don't really count the small pox blanket thing. It was deplorable, but this was more the action of a select few than the will of the country/colony. I'm sure many people at the time would be just as appalled as we are today.

So I'd say our worst thing was the residential schools. Not sure specifically what year they started but it was around 100 years ago, and I believe it was more through ignorance than malice, but the damage was immense. Basically our government decided that the native communities weren't integrating well into Canadian society, so their solution was to take the children off the reserves and send them to live at boarding schools (Catholic run I think?) where they could be indoctrinated into Western culture. These were the olden days so even if not intentionally abusive (which some were) you had things like the strap. After graduation high school they would be sent back to their reserves, stripped of their culture, distanced from their parents thereby having no parenting skills of their own, with a suspicious and negative attitude towards authority and education.

This went on for a good 3 or so generations, the government of today recognizes the mistake and are doing their best to fix it, the damage is slowly healing, but it's no wonder the reserves up here can be such a mess.
 

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Elmoth said:
We were assholes to Indonesie is the first thing that comes to mind:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_Indies#Dutch_conquests
Thanks! I was totally brainfarting about what we've ever done... All I could come up with is how we stole like 80% of our country from the ocean!
 

anANGRYkangaroo

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We raped and pillaged everyone reachable via land or longboats, or any combination of the two (twas all in good fun)

Oh, and we knew that random water in unknown lands was unsafe to drink, so we just drank beer instead.

I cant think of anything else that may have been bad, but all the bad stuff we DID do was nothing personal. We just liked money and women and GLORY :)
 

Hylke Langhout

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Bestival said:
Elmoth said:
We were assholes to Indonesie is the first thing that comes to mind:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_Indies#Dutch_conquests
Thanks! I was totally brainfarting about what we've ever done... All I could come up with is how we stole like 80% of our country from the ocean!
We also brought the world this:
Also Wilders, but that doesn't really compare to the whole Indonesia thing.
 

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Helmholtz Watson said:
Because I can see no reason how the current splinter groups could justify killing some young cop who wasn't causing anybody harm [http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/ira_splinter_group_we_killed_officer_v9CQ8IBcx8nOvARrv5AszO]. I can understand people reacting with anger in these situations [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXCb_EgETE], but I can't understand why splinter groups would kill some innocent cop who was minding his own business.
So can you justify these? :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Manchester_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docklands_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsmill_massacre

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1972_Aldershot_Bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Friday_%281972%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_pub_bombings

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balcombe_Street_Siege

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Mon_restaurant_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droppin_Well_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrods_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton_hotel_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teebane_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrington_bomb_attacks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Bishopsgate_bombing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shankill_Road_bombing

and all the other sectarian violence over the years resulting in 800 civilian deaths at the hands of republican paramilitaries?



I suppose if that lot was justifiable then so was this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_and_Monaghan_bombings

and the 1000 other civilian deaths at the hands of loyalist paramilitaries and British security forces.
 

GundamSentinel

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Well, for the Netherlands:
- Slavery by the Dutch EIC and WIC in the 17th and 18th century.
- Politionele acties (read: massacres) in Indonesia in the last 1940's.

That's the worst I can think of right now. Indonesia was mostly the victim of the Dutch being assholes (understatement of the year).
 

Helmholtz Watson

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Matthew94 said:
Helmholtz Watson said:
Matthew94 said:
Helmholtz Watson said:
As I said before, while I would agree that the current splinter groups are violent people who should be arrested, I don't feel the same way about the IRA of the past.

I like that the IRA sought to help contribute to the creation of a united Ireland.
Tell me, how is the IRA of the troubles any different from the IRA of today. You've yet to say anything to back this up.

Like I said, the only IRA I think you could ever justifiably support is the pre-partition IRA, which I believe turned peaceful decades before the troubles.
Because I can see no reason how the current splinter groups could justify killing some young cop who wasn't causing anybody harm [http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/ira_splinter_group_we_killed_officer_v9CQ8IBcx8nOvARrv5AszO]. I can understand people reacting with anger in these situations [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXCb_EgETE][footnote] I'm not saying the people in this video are part of the IRA[/footnote], but I can't understand why splinter groups would kill some innocent cop who was minding his own business.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_pub_bombings

The IRA in the troubles did many similar things but on much larger scale. I could find you many more links.

"The explosions killed 21 people and injured 182."

The IRA of the troubles and of today are no different, only the scales and public support have changed.
The article seems to have IRA members says that they didn't do it, and a single member saying they did.
DirtyJunkieScum said:
I never said that they were perfect or without error, just that I support the idea for a united Ireland.
 

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As an American, I admit we have done several disgusting things in our lives. We wiped out most of the natives, we drove out the Mexicans and took about half their country, we had internment camps for the Japanese during WWII, we allowed segregation to exist for such a long time after slavery was abolished, we had a batshit shameful senator lead a Red Scare which some people still haven't gotten over, and we poorly conducted a theater of war against the Middle East after 9/11 and we're still paying for it.

We also gave the world shitty cartoons in the 80's. Shitty, merhcandise-driven, pun-laden, poorly animated, stupidly characterized cartoons. We also apologize for all the unfortunate people who grew up watching these cartoons, thinking that they were good shows and making them popular, which lead to all the lame reboots and live film adaptations.(they didn't know better) So, as an American, I sincerely apologize for those awfully made Transformers and TMNT cartoons, because without them, we would not have Michael Bay's underwhelming adaptations, and we wouldn't have the children of the 80's never shutting the f*** up about them, and never moving on with their lives. I am deeply sorry.

On the plus side, we did give the world Batman. That makes everything okay, right?
 

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Matthew94 said:
If I had a banhammer I would slap you so hard with it right now.
I almost pissed myself from this comment.
Brandon Logan said:
Canada has apologized for Bryan Adams on several Occasions.
I was just waiting for this comment. Thank you.

Well, I'm from Sweden, so... well, I think we had some vikings that killed, looted and raped their way around Europe. That was kinda dickish.

Um, we more or less invented reality TV with Expedition Robinson, later known in the US (and probably rest of the world) as Survivor. We're not too proud of that one.
 

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I could piggyback off the "Empire" bandwagon, or I could apologise humorously for my nations amazing abilities at Rugby, but I think I'll just settle for not having something feel bad about. We've not really done anything atrocious as an independent country. All of our international crimes are blended as Britain.

It's all your fault, England. Why'd you have to go and annex us and not Scotland?

Besides, we make these:



Do we really seem like the kind of people to cause inhumane distress?
 

gim73

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Okay, first, tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable.

Second, the American indians are indirectly responsible for one of the greatest plagues to ever hit the planet. Mormons. Ironically, Mormons too were exiled from pretty much every state they tried to stay in and forced to march to the most desolate and remote location in America: Utah.

As far as smallpox goes, it has hit pretty much every population of the world with great regularity in history.

But I AM going to hold EVERY country that still has a royal family accountable for that crime. Seriously guys, most countries have eliminated these parasites from the earth, what's keeping you from entering the age of reason?
 

Gizmo1990

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Lets put it this way. If you are reading this post and you live in a country than at one point we either owned you or fucked you over. Our bad.
 
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Matt King said:
England, like fuck do i need to even list them, at the moment we're mostly decended from normans, saxons, romans and vikings and they are pretty much all douchers also the whole "enslave the entire world thing" was pretty bad aswell
We're born from the biggest cunts in the world, became one of the biggest cunts in the world and then gave birth to another **** that would make up half of the conflict that would bathe us in nuclear hell fire, backed by us. I think there are few things we've done right outside of our own country but we've been magical within the coast. We've had our ups and downs but we've made it through being one of the best.